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[-] Blyfh@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago

I have enabled the "swipe to upvote" gesture on Sync, so you made me like your post lmao

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I always disable that and didn't even think of it! That's so funny!

[-] elfin8er@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Same. I actually thought that was the joke at first, until I realized this is probably app-specific behavior, and not widely known.

[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Same for me on Thunder

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 75 points 7 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren't masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago

Great... Now I'm masturbating and everyone at work is looking at me...

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago

… fuck you! I have swipe to comment! I expected boobs and now I gotta write an essay about lorem ipsum dolor dolor sit amet

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 14 points 7 months ago

I prefer "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!"

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 29 points 7 months ago

Do you smell that guys? I smell familiarity with unfederated systems.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 19 points 7 months ago

You made me swipe to the next post and I had to come back to try and figure out this new photo swiping thing only to go to the next post again

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

That's a mighty fine set of boobs. 10/10.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

I never knew men were capable of developing so...perfectly.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

The user name adds so much value to the comment

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 7 months ago

I think my phone is broken.

[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

You need to swipe harder for it to work

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 7 months ago

If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link

[-] gaael@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

[-] jcg@halubilo.social 4 points 7 months ago

Ah, hello old friend

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

an alternate link

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 5 points 7 months ago

Good bot. Expose the Rick roll

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It's always good to preserve your privacy when clicking on a link to that video.

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I don't get it, where are the boobs?

this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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