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[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 121 points 7 months ago

Has anyone reminded the cows that it's just the flu, and they really should just suck it up and get back to work?

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Muh hamburder's freedoms!!

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Make Angus great... again?

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Cheeseburger, but do carrion.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

They should try and infect every cow so they can build up resistance. 🤓

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Fun fact: the earliest known case of the 1918 "Spanish flu" was in Kansas.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

The "German cockroach" didn't originate from Germany.

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Neither did german chocolate cake

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

That one has an excuse - it's named after Samuel German.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Along with his Spanish friend English Memorial

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I really thought you were gonna say English Muffin. 🥴

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Gonna start calling it the Kansas flu

[-] rimu@piefed.social 32 points 7 months ago

If we have another pandemic on top of the current one I will be displeased.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 7 months ago

None of them are even good plagues, there were no zombies and I still had to go to work. I don't think it should count if you still have to go to work.

[-] ignirtoq@fedia.io 28 points 7 months ago

It's been hitting South America hard. Only a matter of time until it spread to the US.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

Mystery Illness Impacting Texas, Kansas

Only a matter of time until it spread to the US.

...good distinction.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Damn, son. Well played

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

I don't know, they always have wanted to secede

[-] ignirtoq@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

I meant now that they have identified the mystery illness as the highly pathogenic avian flu, it's not surprising that it has moved into the US. It has been in South America for several seasons, and avian flu can be carried by migratory birds. It was only a matter of time until it spread like this.

Unfortunate, but not surprising.

[-] Zirconium@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Texas, Kansas? Or Texas and Kansas

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 28 points 7 months ago

That article is so poorly written by either LLM or some SEO bro, I can't share it in good conscience.

[-] sygnius@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago
[-] thesmokingman@programming.dev 16 points 7 months ago

Elderly cows can take care of themselves and wouldn’t want to sacrifice their grandcalf’s economic future. Keep them all together going strong.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Feed them to the rich in tartar form.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'm tired, boss.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I was wondering what the hell that was. It tore through my workplace like a tornado on meth. I figured it was covid V78.2 or some shit.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Can we please invent one that ends all Society humans I'm sick of living inside a portal to other dimensions

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