Not in a single day by a long shot - this has been decades in the making.

They won't.

If Biden can manage to not seem like a confused, frail old man in the future, this debate won't matter. But can he?

I'm afraid we'll be too busy grieving to mock you if that's the case.

Turns out the Great Filter is fascism.

Turns out I'm Sorry John was already official a decade before the internet!

Serial killer documentaries aren't shown from the perspective of the victims like horror movies are.

"I'm alive, are you?"

"Yes."

The irony of Homer Simpson representing safe nuclear energy...