I hate that we do this, self included: I have an orange shirt that I really liked before Trump started fucking our country up, but now the color orange just feels icky. Same with a scrub cap I used to wear at work pretty often: bright red with white outlines of tropical flowers (think Hawaiian shirt)... coworker mentioned it looked kind of like a MAGA hat, and it's been stuffed in the corner of my locker ever since - every time I catch a glimpse of that thing, all I see is a hate symbol now.
Maggi seasoning:

The flavor is a little bit like soy sauce, but it has 'umami' taste too.
It's pretty unique, but fucking delicious in things like banh mi sandwiches or stir fry.
A tiny little bit goes a long way - don't overdo it!
The best way I can describe what the pain feels like right now is when you need to piss like really crazy bad. (I don't actually have to piss though.)
That sounds like residual sensation from a Foley catheter - basically a straw that runs up your urethra and into your bladder. Once in place, the end of it's inflated inside your bladder so it doesn't pull back out, but that balloon puts pressure on the base of your bladder, and that's how your brain normally knows it's full of pee.
So, if the Foley was in place for a long surgery, that part of your bladder might have been super irritated - very common when people wake from surgery for them to feel like they urgently have to pee but the Foley was removed just before wake-up or still in place and actively draining their bladder (so we know the bladder is nearly empty either way).
I've never been in that type of surgery, so idk if they would have even used a Foley, but if yes, that's likely the culprit. If by 'balls destroyed' you mean complete genital conversion to include the penis, then Foley placement would make a lot of sense since that would act as a marker for the urethra's location as incisions around that area obscure anatomic landmarks with blood. The irritation and urge sensation would also make sense, since the Foley would have been handled a lot, making your bladder tissue REALLY angry at that balloon.
If they left the penis alone and only operated on the balls, then /shrug.
Good luck with your recovery, and follow your post op instructions to the letter! That's a high infection chance area, so don't take any risks!
We're basically a reverse jelly fish piloting a meat mech.

Set it in stone.
...maybe something more basic like this:

That or posting on mobile while sleep deprived as fuck. Rereading a post made in bed the night prior is always a humbling experience.
Idiots with guns kill people by accident.
'Accidents only happen because somebody did something on purpose.'
Oh come on, show me a single elementary school classroom in the US that doesn't have this...
What it does a screen in my fucking fridge do any good for me?
What else are you going to play Doom on?
Buy, post negative review, return.
Nonfatal? ...fucker is just one disappointment after another.

Will do!