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Pornhub pulls out of Texas. (www.click2houston.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

They knew what they were doing when they wrote that title

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

pullout method is 96% effective executed properly, and moreso when combined with timing your cycle and avoiding when you’re ovulating

still not enough if living in the US in a place like Texas, don’t chance it

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

executed properly

Aye, there's the rub.

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[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah it gives bad ideas to people doing hook-ups and not in relationships. It's not effective as a contraceptive method then and it does not prevent STIs, which is a major issue

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[–] dead@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Texas is the 8th state to be blocked. Pornhub had already blocked 7 states: Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, North Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. Also it's not just pornhub, most of the top porn sites have blocked these states.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When the GOP controls congress plus the presidency - on a federal level they'll outlaws torrents, outlaw porn streams, abortion will be banned, contraceptives will be banned, any sort of jailbroken media will be highly illegal, etc. The chuds will be owning the libs! But what will they do for fun?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Go back to abusing their children probably deeper-sadness

All their raging lgbtq+phobia is and always was projection

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Half of them are unironically doing the semen retention bit and calling anybody who can admit they've masturbated a porn addict so not sure this'll be that bad for them.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Porn addiction is when you think about sex a statistically normal amount of times an hour (1-2). This is evidence of the moral decay of our filthy fallen society. It is normal to believe in and be very concerned about porn addiction and porn addiction was definitely not made up by reactionary christian fascists and their ilk to medicalize normal sexual behavior.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Yup you can tell that it's healthy and normal based off the fact it's not all they talk about and don't constantly have to tell themselves they're superior to anybody that doesn't have very obvious thinly veiled self loathing.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The second-most visited pornography website in the world

excuse me what could be the first? this isn't like a thats-disgusting-where i genuinely thought pornhub was the #1 & anything i've heard about is a less-enforcing of IP version thereof

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Xvideos is huge worldwide. Back in my teen years, I literally casually learned Spanish on there while I was jerking off. I told everybody I learned my Spanish by working in a kitchen with Spanish speaking people, but those people had no fucking clue where I got the Spanish

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a lot of porn yo. I'm simultaneously disgusted and proud of you for learning another language. On the sexy side, you probably have some good Spanish dirty talk.

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was really bad in my younger years. I pretty much never wanted the mental fog of testosterone buildup from not cumming, so I just made sure that I jerked off enough that I was sexually neutral in every other scenario. Now that I'm on meds that kill my t production pretty hard, I never feel the need to do it like that anymore. Still have the spanish though!

But yes, I am very good at dirty talk in spanish

[–] good_girl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

wait is that a real thing? it would explain so much about myself

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, second I got on psych meds that kill hormone production, no issue. Not to get too detailed, but I went from masturbating multiple times a day to once a week. I literally constantly jerked off to keep myself from "fully being a man". I always had that post nut clarity that I constantly wanted

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[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

X Videos is owned by some secretive European billionaire

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We really need to de-secretize some of these secretive euro billionaires.

[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

We should "de-secretize" their internal organs

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[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is just the macro version of mom and dad activating parental settings: Everyone will find a way around it.

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Searches for VPNs have gone up in Texas already.

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[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

They could have phrased it better. Pull out game strong.

volcel-kamala

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

VOLCEL PATRIOTS ARE IN CHARGE

volcel-judge

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If this fucks with CHUDS and thier chubs and self implodes the Republican party in Texas, I would be very amused. no-fun-allowed

I support Pornhub efforts in their Tex@$$ boycott. Don't care for age or ID verifying nanny mechanisms. This is an issue between a child and their parents.

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Also I in no way trust any tech company with photo ID scanning stuff.

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

imagine having bonzi buddy as a governor lmao

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s over for Texas coomers

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember the Alamoan

[–] flan@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what's the first most visited pornography website if pornhub is the second?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

There's a joke there but I can't find it.

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Ninja edit

  1. Pornhub
  2. Xvideos
  3. Spankbang

Top porn websites by monthly visits 2022 | Statista

Between September and November 2023, pornhub.com held the leading adult content and pornographic website for global uses, as it averaged around 12.8 billion monthly visits. Xvideos ranked second, with nine billion monthly visits, while Spankbang ranked third, averaging around 4.44 billion visits on a monthly basis.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Good? Gooners btfo. Porn is inherently misogynistic in our current society.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I need to find some of this Marxist-Leninist-Maoist porn. I'm getting hot just thinking about it!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hot comrades in your area!

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 27 points 2 years ago
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brutalist Eiffel Tower position

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Tatlin tower

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

"No, no. Leave the beard on."

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

You know they’re just going to use vpns to access these sites right? The government already knows this. This is just baiting the conservative crowd to become even more reactionary.

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not progress when misogyny is a central aspect of the party banning it

When the revolution comes, p*rn should be re-legalised for one day and then re-abolished

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 21 points 2 years ago

I'd say "phrasing" like a clown, but it's clearly intentional

[–] THIRD_WORLDIST@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

when will all these old dudes die already anyway

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Incredibly critical support to the chuds

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