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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Another hilariously unbelievable conservative name. This mf is really named “McClanahan” and in the KKK

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 66 points 10 months ago

despite his affiliation with the Ku Klux Klan, which fundamentally contradicts our party's values and platform

why do all these white supremacists keep joining my party?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

doesn't he know that the klan was started by democrats???

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

My Brain: Don't say it.

Me:

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... MORE LIKE MCKLANAHAN LMAOOOO!!!

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago
[-] Angel@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

GinAndJuche

This username has won the "greatest username ever" award. Congrats.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

I appreciate the compliment, but there are some really good ones that are more original. Some really great philosopher puns I haven’t seen anywhere else

[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You right. I change my mind.

Pwease fowgive me, comwade Wentiw🥺🥺🥺

bottom-speak

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

This is an insult to me.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

McKKKlanahan

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

GOP like: Look you got the spirit but the optics are bad so that's a hard no.

[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

smh look at what this country has come to. Even the Republicans have gone woke

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

You can't even be a proud Klanmember in this country anymore.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Missed opportunity for the GOP to bring up that the democrats created the KKK and supported the confederacy and cause infighting among the voters who are pro confederate and the ones who think democrats invented racism

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 10 months ago

Oops, someone broke the masquerade

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Someone alert the veiled prophet

[-] wheresmysurplusvalue@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

*inhales*

MkKklanahan

Lmao

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

MKKKKKKlanahan, please.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Missouri GOP

KKK contradicts with our party's value

You're in Missouri, most of the state populace agrees with the KKK on literally everything (not that it's much different from any other state tbh).

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Watch a sporting event and see how hard the white boomers struggle not to bust out a racial epithet every time a black player does something

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

everyone here tells me to stop calling for a genocide on white americans bbut when they do shit like this how can I not

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Now the party will have to choose which of the runners-up to nominate: Mike Whitesonly or Timothy O'Hatecrime

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

MCCLANAHAN?!??!?? HAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHAHAH

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Missouri GOP keeps whittling down it's own membership until it's just one guy yelling about being the one true conservative.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

"This guy has become a public liability for us. We are committed to replacing him with a different, more polo-shirted kind of fascist who's presence only aggros 50% of wildlife"

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What can we say? Namecheck passed with flying ~~colors~~ whiteness.

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Is this nominative determinism?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Just dont let anybody who pronounces part of their name "thuh thoyd" and you'll eliminate like 80% of cases like this.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

So Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" “Diamond Joe” Quimby isn’t eligible for presidency?

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