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Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it? (lemm.ee)

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[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 6 points 2 years ago

Oh well, I'll die happy

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Well, fuck

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

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[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I'll be just fine.

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

I certainly wont be starving to death!

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

FUCKING PRONOUNS

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

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[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You got a quarter?

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ll figure something out

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[–] hyperactive@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Brb, loading up on carbs.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

[–] Zonks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

[–] Toes@ani.social 6 points 2 years ago

I'll be fine

[–] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

could be worse

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

[–] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I'm in luck! 😁

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

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[–] WookieMonster@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

[–] Granite@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

[–] CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm fucked.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm going to pick my nose!

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'd be just fine.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

[–] NotAtWork@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

[–] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

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