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[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

I'll be just fine.

[-] vodkasolution@feddit.it 6 points 10 months ago

Oh well, I'll die happy

[-] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

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[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 6 points 10 months ago

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

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[-] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

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[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

I certainly wont be starving to death!

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

[-] hyperactive@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Brb, loading up on carbs.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

[-] WookieMonster@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

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[-] Uranium3006@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

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[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

FUCKING PRONOUNS

[-] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I’ll figure something out

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[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

[-] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

You got a quarter?

[-] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago

could be worse

[-] Toes@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago

I'll be fine

[-] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

[-] deur@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I'm in luck! 😁

[-] Zonks@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

[-] Granite@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

[-] NotAtWork@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'm going to pick my nose!

[-] CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 10 months ago
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[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'd be just fine.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

[-] BrightHalo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 5 points 10 months ago

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Basically no change.

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