It's official for me now.
PSA
That looks like the simple calendar. If you got it from the play store you might want to move as its been bought and will update to have ads soon. Fdroid should be safe.
It is Fossify Calendar. I don't use Play Store.
Awesome! Was also commenting for anyone who might not have heard.
But I don't like bourbon.
It's okay to use any other beverage as a substitute ... and any other pet for company. It's the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪
Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
Grog and a kitty for me
Water and myself for me
You are your own best hydrohomie <3
Homie ? No hydrohomie !
I'd pet my girlfriend if I had one
You mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
no, that's gross
I know we have rules, damn it! I'm a mod!
Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
But I don't have a dog
I'm a dog, and I tell you; imaginary dogs count.
User name checks out
Not with that attitude.
Plushies count too.
So can i get drunk with my blahaj?
Abso-friggen-lutely. But don't forget that blahajs need a special diet so if you want to share a cup with them, you need something like this: (100% vegan and alcohol-free as well. AND zero calories!)
Yayyy
I don't have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I'm too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).
But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.
We are in the same boat, however, I wanted you to know that your positivity changed my perspective and I left this post feeling happy for everyone who can properly celebrate this holiday, rather than bitter that I cannot.
Thank you! 💜
As I understand it you can still stay home and celebrate the holiday in whatever manner you see fit.
Don't feel obligated to go to work just because you lack dogs or bourbon
Holy shit, that's exactly what I'm doing right now! Scotch, actually, but close enough.
Edit: Just saw that it's tomorrow. No problem. I'll do it two days in a row, twist my arm.
Im not a bourbon guy but scotch seems like the right direction
You could have one of each, plus a beer.
I work from home and drank during work hours before. All I need now is a dog.
If I have cats can it be rum?
And if I have no cats, can it also be rum, because I'm sad about not having cats?
Hot tip, in July they practically give them away at the shelters
Unfortunately my love for cats is rivalled only by my allergy to them.
Damn I need to get a dog? Shit.
So this is every day, right?
I have an early morning meeting but after that all bets are off
Shit tomorrow!? I did it today!
No dog and 1 yr sober. What do?
Well, you're the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?
Hopefully you get a bonus or something
Cute dog/cat videos on the internet and a lemonade?
This sounds like something a dog-hater would say:-P.
Okay everybody, at 3pm this afternoon, let's all celebrate [BS] by not taking our dogs to the park, down at XYZ street on the corner of 5th. If it is too late to change your plans, you can still memorialize this holiday by remaining in the southwest corner of the park and never venturing into the northeast portion. Who is with me huh!? :-P
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