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Would you like the cat version?

Or something more in the plug variety?

I'm seriously disappointed ravelry didn't just have an ass hat pattern.

Thanks for explaining. It's amazing how much up and downvotes can change the context of a comment. When I saw this, I had upvotes and you had downvotes. Seems to be just a misunderstanding.

I used Intra correctly.

Most violence is intraracial.

Very cute. The dog is nice too.

Depends on context. For my grandmother, I wore a black dress. For my boyfriend, a bunch of us wore replicas of his favorite tshirt.

I am the only person I know who absolutely hates Clive Barker's short stories, but loves his long fiction.

I'm going to give you a list that may be more on the fringes of what you want.

You might be interested in Clive Barker's The Great and Secret Show, and its sequel Everville. It's been a while since I've read them. I think Everville had more of the eldritch stuff, but I don't recall whether it holds up on its own.

Peter Cline's 14 fits what you want, though it has a bit more of a modern tone. The Fold takes place in the same world.

American Elsewhere by Robert Jackson Bennet.

The Way Up Is Death by Dan Hanks

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green

My brother and I are bffs but we don't refer to each other as bro or sis. I hate that trope.

Or as comedian Kyle Kincaid said, the idea that the action hero could still get it up.

"I maked these."