Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...
Or advocado
In Brazil I get a giant fresh avocado por 1us, or 3 of them for 2us.
They're a little more than twice that where I'm at in the US ($5/lb for hass, which are about 200g avg; roughly $2.25 ea) which isn't too bad. Of course in more urban areas I expect the price will inevitably be higher.
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The best way to afford life in the US is moving to Brazil?!, there's probably a bunch that have done that within the last couple of years.
In the us they are 20 for a dollar or 20 free if you buy other vegetables and fruits
They grow like crazy too so you can always just have a tree similar to lemons
See you gotta get the Costco bag of nails and meal prep your nails over a month for those long term savings
these are clearly nails scavenged from free wood on facebook
Or dog food
I get them for free at the manicure
Dog food, delicious!
RFK would complain about the lack of real dog in dog food
Truly the first human to ever look like an AI food poster parody of himself
Ah gad I can hear his voice being enthusiastic
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Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.
That's based on 2024 prices. I'd say it's probably $8-12 / day based on food price inflation.
I'm sure it's still a good book, though
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My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.
Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams
Dogfood would be $3.01
It has tasty morsels so that's fair
You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.
Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.
How does it work to kill rats?
Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:
RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called "mummification", which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.
It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it's a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.
Good to know, honestly was hoping it wasn't that bad (all things relative). At least it's not a glue trap 😅
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I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.
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Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.
That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe
and then you've got 90 seconds until it's rotten.
three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx
Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat
I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.
Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.
$3 per person for a family of 3.
But l get your point.
You're not trying to do a socialism are you?
At the… family level?
everyone clearly knows a family is a competitive relationship. if you help each other i will sic ICE on you! no communism allowed in my god-fearing country!
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Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.
$3 per person for a family of 3.
Maybe in the US, but here in Denmark, beef jerky is a specialty item and costs as much by weight as instant coffee, sometimes more!
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If I have an avocado + rat poison and I throw it up, I get $2 back after the restocking fee, right?
Guys it's a fraud the bag that says "RAT" on it does not actually contain any rats :(
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