It's not an insertable toy, it's just a novelty vibrator.

That was far less stress relieving than I hoped it would be so I'm gonna go back to drinking, but sincerely thank you for the info

Oh fuck off, the reason is we have FPTP elections and there's too much hanging on an election to justify fracturing the country for four years while we establish a viable 3rd party.

Yeah but like... At least he's not a raving lunatic??? Fuck.

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS, WE'RE TAKING Y'ALL DOWN WITH US! ~~ohgodImsodepressed~~

Any europeans wanna take mercy on us drunk americans who really need to be distracted from the debate and give us some background here? Pretty please?

.. Why? Seriously, whats going on that needs talking about? I've seen nothing and this meme has no details

Cops shoot back, and they protect the other two groups. They're cowards, but cowards will still fire blindly when they're directly in danger.

Nah, binface seems pretty well grounded.

The Alhambruh

My money is on NK never sending anyone and this all being political theater. Please. Please please please.

I don't think we have to choose. "Maintain your websites so you don't get taken advantage of" and "Here's an example of a major-world-power-affiliated group exploting that thing you didn't do" are both pretty important stories.