Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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I think the face is pasted on in Gimp or Photoshop - the traditional tools of the old masters.
An elegant software for a more civilized age.
Dude looks he had someone else's face put on him
It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.
I'm sorry I'll take the post down
Liar
I'm in the process of doing it! It's just taking a while because I'm using the butterfly programming method
His ear also looks out of place
i dont like his shoes
It’s a bald cap blended with makeup. He has hair under it
I wondered that too. But it's SUCH a piss poor blending job.
Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.
This made me chuckle. That's rare. You get a pat on the head.
As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.
(having a huge dick helps 😉)
Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.
I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.
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that totally works for me
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oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!
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in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟
now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald
#bottomlife
Every yin has a yang ;)
❤️
Too much hair
"Welcome back to Braining with Babish"
Brapping with Babish
They want me to actually break windows now?
Look at this guy. He still has windows.
I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak
Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour
What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.
Double the subjective loudness.
160db, it is.
Charles Xavier from Temu.
Any chance this will be available for haired folk?
Looks kinda like Anne Hathaway.
God I wish she’s fart twice as loud and directly into my nostrils.
I'm getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!
highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity
AI... Asshole Improvement
I'm game!
I feel personally attacked by this
