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My Honest reaction when he died https://tankie.tube/w/gicchksacT1KBYFoZqS7DK

TranscriptSe murió la vieja hija de puta termino de una buena vez fuerte aplauso para Satanás que se la llevo no está más la vieja se murió los ingleses lo tapan está muerta dura como un quebrado tirado en la cama la vieja de mierda se a terminado y yo les prometí que íbamos a brindar y vamos a brindar comer sanguchito está basura británico está inmundicia de Lucifer está inmundicia amazonica a salido del planeta tierra y es una buena noticia para todos por fin se muere alguien correcto mira mira e jejeje vamos a brindar un poquito por la muerte de la basura de la reina de Inglaterra espuma para todos ya se muerto el hijo de puta del marido ahora se muere ella ahora estamos pleno festejando por la muerte de todo puto inglés de mierda que pertenezca a esa corona inmunda pirata ladrona genocida asesina a sido un tormento esa nazi hija de puta que de chiquita hacia el saludo nazi hacia el saludo nazi

Today we celebrate the anniversary of the death by neck spasm of youtuber Charlie Kirk, he was an annoying podcaster who spread his reactionary and haterful ideology everywhere he went and just like like any other hateful person who dies no one cared he kirk the bullet (even his own wife decided to monetice his funeral ever since) and even his friends forgot about him or fought over his viewerbase, now days he lives on as permanent stain on the datacenter of every ai model since people made so many memes of him that now ai by default adds him to pictures

Please share some of your favorite memes about this hilarious event down below

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Link to the 🐼 Hexbear Matrix Chat https://matrix.to/#/#Hexbear:matrix.org national-mourning-period

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still remember right after he was shoot about that old dude that started screaming " i shoot him, it was me!!" he didnt do it and that gave the shooter time to escape, and he only did it for the love of the game he didnt care about kirk

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[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

On this kirkaversary we should all take a moment to remember what we're thankful for. I'll start

  1. Charlie Kirk isn't out there anymore

  2. Neither is Kissinger

  3. 9/11

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we will now manifest the sudden death of Trump for 9/12

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just heard "Counting or not counting gang violence" coming from my chimney, I think He is almost here.

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[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hunter Biden shitcoin rugpull on Kirkmas Eve theory-gary

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

real?

Edit: yep, rugged within 90 minutes of public launch lol

Is this your hero libs hunter ?

[–] kisstrel@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

From Haus of Decline

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

There's two great tragedies in life: one is not getting your way, the other is getting it.

[–] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fondly remembering when the news broke and the discourse between "he survived and is in the hospital" versus "I saw the video and he's definitely dead"

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tim Pool's "sources tell me he's stable, please God" was an unintentional banger of a tweet.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we've lost the true meaning of the holiday

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the right wanted this to be the Horst Wessel Moment and in doing so they ensnared the man's soul in the Digital Circus

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

bridget-vibe Isn't she Charlie? Isn't she bullet hole? bridget-vibe

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

"Counting or not counting kaiju violence"

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

On this day 25 years ago I got sent home from school early for some reason and I played StarCraft while my mom cried on the couch. Never forget.

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the Kirkening and the subsequent Great Kirkification is genuinely the funniest thing to have happened in my lifetime. Happy Kirkiversary!

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We will never know if gang violence counted or not. sadness

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[–] agentant@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

IT'S OFFICIALLY THE EXACT MINUTE KIRK GOT KIRKED

THE PRECISE 1 YEAR ANNIKIRKIRY

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just watched two owls fight over who got to sit on top of a street camera and all i could think was "wow, just like hexbear"

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

the alt of a user who ragequit the site hurls insults at the alt of an admin who ragequit the site.

an alt of a banned admin reignites a struggle session; zionist brainworms its kindling.

a fifth jack and coke downed as a post about an ex wife and a switch 2 drifts into view; a soft chuckle sounds, a hazy upbear's clicked into being out of lazy habit.

newest on the pile of corpses of threescore banned alts, a seasoned old troll pens accounts of a fake union drive to empty applause and naive meow-hugs.

hexbear-cool rust-darkness hexbear-cool

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[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Happy 9/11 Hexbear cake day to me

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (22 children)

I wonder how the Shencomix patreon is doing at this moment.


ⓘ Remember to enable JPEG-XL support in your browser, even on your phone!

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

we live in a world where the RNC is showing meat picks of Hasan Piker.

we live in a world where Hasan Piker is showing European Parliamentary politicians the meat picks of himself that were shown at the RNC

we live in a world where Hasan Piker is showing Jeremey Corbin the meat picks of himself that were shown at the RNC and Corbin's response was that he should've wore green instead.

I love and hate this worldline so much

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

9/11 jokes aren't funny.

They're just plane wrong.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some Ambulance Chasers are lawyers trying to get an easy case. Other Ambulance Chasers are "journalists" trying to get a story.

I'm the secret 3rd kind of Ambulance Chaser. I want to fuck ambulances.

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

we need something funny to happen tomorrow to get the trifecta

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dentist call the sucky thing "mr thirsty" stress

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Remember everyone: you miss all the shots you don't take.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i actually celebrate kirkmas on october 7th, im a orthodox kirkite

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a foster cat now. I was a little worried when the worker at the shelter put on these big ol' mitts to grab him and stuff him in the carrier, but that must be SOP because he's the most docile guy.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When a cat comes fresh out of the shelter theyre still hot so you gotta use mitts

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[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Im allergic to lavender so whenever I see it in something or even the word my brain's automatically like "cant have that" but it extends to the color lavender or even images of it so unless im actively thinking I'll convince myself I cant get a light purple shirt because im allergic to it or a set of stickers because there's lavender flowers pictured

blob-no-thoughts

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

TCGs from 1994 rule

very nuclear blast looking has the mushroom cloud and everything

And let us not for get how cool the original cover to The Coup's Party Music created in June 2001 was

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[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leaving your sheltered home life at your parents to be homeless in the city is actual life advice on this shit site

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[–] trompete@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remember when the PdL ("The Left" party) saved Merz from further embarrassment after he lost the first vote to become chancellor by allowing a second vote to be scheduled the same day (instead of the next as per the existing rules)?

They justified themselves with such bangers as wanting to avert harm from Germany and not playing into the hands of the AfD, and got a good pat on the head by the bourgeoise press.

Well how's that going for you? Critical support to these "comrades" in the Karl-Liebknecht-Haus and at the Rosa-Luxemburg-Foundation for hurting Germany's and their own reputations.

[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We have some indoor plants that I only water once a week (cacti and succulents), but when it rains outside sometimes I give them a little drizzle so they feel included. If I was stuck in a pot watching the rain outside I would want the same

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not to dampen the mood, but does anyone else lament that for kids in 20 years or so, this holiday will be nothing but one big joke? they might even say things like "amerikkka deserved 9/10" 😔

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[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im wearing cotton gloves for my ezcema and typing this with a stylus

Nothing will stop me from posting

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I can't believe people here are joking about 9/11. My after school basketball club got cancelled that day and you're laughing?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll give this to ai, it's made me appreciate amateurish, "bad" human art so much more. Now I relish a clumsily done painting or some bad singing, because I have seen The Void. Before LLM slop, I didn't understand why Dante depicted the depths of hell as cold and sterile. Now I get it.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

imagining myself at age 80, sealed in a climate bunker, watching Turner Classic Memes, when the Charlie Kirk Day Marathon comes on, featuring an entire minute of memes per hour of commercials

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