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So many of these issues are just the result of having a navy, and the solutions have existed for decades!

The officials said getting fresh fruit and vegetables to the ship will continue to be a problem because the food spoils by the time it gets there

Welp, we tried

I'm so tempted to try to go through and lift out all the funny quotes, but it would just be the whole article. Hilarious read, thank you

We watched the Top Gun parody Hot Shots! I hadn't seen it since I was like 9, and it was just as goofy and silly as I remembered. It's from the makers of Airplane and The Naked Gun, so it's just nonstop gags and throwaway bits that are all mostly pretty funny

I hope it hurt as little as possible, that sounds like a bad one :(

If this website is anything, it's a silly place

I sometimes have a hard time reading and conveying intent via text, and I had this realization recently as well. I try to over explain to compensate and sometimes it makes me sound like a bad chat bot

They're so good in a surprising amount of dishes! If you have leftover carrots you're trying to get rid of, shredding them and putting them in any other dish has a really high probability of being delicious somehow. Especially when they add that little bit of sweetness you didn't even realize you were missing

Iirc it started as a response to the wallstreetbets subreddit when that was first getting big, and my read was that it was less ironic than not. Then later it got sort of readjusted to the more reasonable comm it is now. But that's also my vibes based recollection from years ago so maybe I'm kind of exaggerating how silly it was in my head

I definitely didn't come up with this one, so I will deftly dodge any responsibility of speaking it into existence

I'd definitely be turning down those invites after something like that as well, geez

This and the stock/finance comm are on up there

Ayn Rand Paul Ryan

Yeah this is just my life, except I have a day job instead of grinding the poor into dust for a living