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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Yes because I know it would try to kill me because we make those damn cylons human...

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yes I would.

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Now....

Would I also accidentally fork over secrets critical to the enslavement of my entire species to the AI? Also yes.

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago

Found Gaius

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

You’ll be president some day!

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

No guy ever faulty Baltar for our weakness...

[–] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This isn't the convergent evolution I signed up for.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Anteater evolutionairy convergence gang would like a word

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Now that’s a yam!

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

Fracking toaster

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My eyesight is not what it once was. I would need to be able to feel said yams.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

A test drive if you will.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did I think yams were legs?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Steamed hams for superintendent Chambalam.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Are we all AI by the end of last season?

What a weird show.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, the religious overtones have taken center stage in the last seasons. Definity detracting from an otherwise stellar show. And I think they implied that we are.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And IMO the ending was made deliberately trash. At the end they all decide: "We have come a long way and after New Caprica and everything we've been through, we've learned a lot. So let's forget all of that and become cave men." They got fucked by Baltar in New caprica so they want do it again and this time even worse, without an escape. Lol.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's hard to get them out entirely when you consider that the original show was heavily based in Mormonism

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"... and they have a plan"

But the show's producers never figured it out

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd forgotten about that.

I always thought it was cut short. Definitely had a few more seasons in it.

[–] cy888@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

They ended a touch late. There didn't seem to be a planned endgame and they wrapped up quickly and messily.

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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

We are all AI on this blessed day.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It does, and I do.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

tricia was a former model, so it made sense.

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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't normally fuck toasters but when I do...

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Apparently she hated that job.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

That yam job.

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know why. It's not like her resume otherwise is nothing but bangers.

I enjoyed her role in Lucifer.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I'm ok with that.

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 week ago

Where are the yams? There's not even potatoes nor any type of spud.

[–] DjangoFett@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Touched a nerve have I?! Which I find rather hard to believe! You haven't seen the last of me! That's it! No More Mister Nice Gaius!

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, I would hate it an equal amount.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

I am not without my weaknesses

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

Posting one of the architects of the holocaust (in space, not the jewish one) is not the gotcha moment you think it is.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Yes I would. I do not trust "Alternative Intelligence".

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Like AI, those "yams" are super fake, so still not missing anything

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