Sanders and Clinton didn't play on a level field.

No-one is going to switch sides, but this performance may affect turnout.

A disrespect opening isn't great for dialogue, but refusing to engage at all is infinitely worse.

Rain can add 50% journey time due to accidents.

Nah. Look at my shadow. I'm a carrot!

All tv shows named after the main character are better without that character (spin-offs excluded obvs).

Seinfeld

Dawsons creek

Rosanne

Ellen

Exception that proves the rule

Columbo

Shitty engineers that can do grunt work, don't complain, don't get distracted and are great at doing 90% of the documentation.

But yes. Still shitty engineers.

Great management consultants though.

They would've assassinated him already.

After Epstein? If he survives the first year without incident, then he's safe.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.

Australian "I got mine" mentality at its finest. Too much lead poisoning (my leading hypothesis. You don't elect someone like Pauline Hanson unless there is something seriously wrong) to realise it's a race to the bottom. When enough people do something at the expense of others, what a surprise when others also do it at the expense of you, and it all turns to shit.

It's this absurd country of "Christian" values, except not the part of caring for others, "fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for China, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections... Or, they meddle in favour of my team! We need to do something about the socio-economic situation! What, unions? No fuck that Marxist shit you commie!"

Ignacio = Nacho

Splinter is the Rat.