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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
I been doing good at work and also been going to some PLC classes at night, work can help pay for basics but I yearn for more
gotta make gay space luxury communism real even if I gotta figure out programming.
Gender update!!!
I'm not cis but getting she/her pronouns feels like stolen valor and I'm never going to be able to transition without being thrown out by my whole family lineage (who unfortunately provide the material base to my superstructure). So lets settle with hy/hym pronouns to represent this shittiness.
So how was your day? ;-;
Shoutout to Andy Burnham for sending out an emergency alert broadcast across the whole nation earlier today, not to tell us about wildfires but to warn us not to do stuff that could cause wildfires, I really enjoyed the 10 seconds of thinking Threads was about to happen only to then learn it was a PSA that could been shoved onto the end of local news after a segment about a fucking cheese festival or whatever.
Not like the sort of dickheads who build needless bonfires in woodland in dry hot summers are gonna listen anyway.
Genre of post where you can just tell the person who posted it is cis. Like yeah her gay incest fic might make her seem like a sicko but you just know she watched the hit BBC series Gentlrman Jack.
it is august 14 and stalin saved the world from fascism
If you made a drinking game of taking a shot every time someone misgenders Jane Schoenbrun, it would be deadly.
On another note I can't wait to see camp miasma. They flattened my egg with TV glow and I'll forever curse them for that (jk I don't have the means to curse someone yet).
Yeah TV Glow was pretty chill, and it hit the internet like
so I'm curious about the reaction to this followup, the core of which the director says is the dissociative sex scenes. A little hyped honestly.
Proposed to my girl at a Milwaukee Brewers game. Worst mistake of my life. Can't show anyone the video without express written consent of the MLB 
Implied oral consent just wont do for this!
You call yourself a cinephile, but you've never seen Pipe Rock Theory, Irish Zionism, or Rap World.
You know I heard ticket to ride was about running trains across the country.... Not nearly as sexy as I imagined
Anyone have that neat illustration of someone pointing a pew pew at a bigoted trillionaire on the street per chance? Wish it was an emoji
i have this deep-fried non-illustration if that works 
Luigi Mangione gets executed, Brian Thompson waits to finally get his hands on the guy who killed him while in Hell
"He's gonna show up here any second now... any second..."

Every once and a while I'm reminded that if life was a video game, I'd be living with the karma slider maxed out. Went to a psych appointment today and got new scripts, and I sent them to a Walgreens near my work. I was originally sending them to the pharmacy at the non-profit hospital I went to, but between transit there being a pain in the ass and them ducking me for 3 weeks and making me detox from all my meds, the savings on my scripts aren't worth it. Hypothetically saving money on prescriptions doesn't matter if I can't get the scripts.
Anyways, I go to Walgreens to get them to start working on my scripts. I'm talking to the pharmacist, and he tells me it's going to be around $1200 for all my meds. I ask if those are all generics, if that's after GoodRX, ect. He says yes. After this, I instantly put my hands in my face and start crying. Those close to me know that I am not a crier. Fortunately, there was actually someone who used to be very close to me working at this pharmacy.
I did theater crew in high school. I was the lighting director. There was this one stage hand that was one of my favorite people though. Her brother, who is my age, also died by suicide while we were in high school. Between her seeing me as a naive and sweet teddy bear, and her seeing her brother in me, she became VERY protective of me. Well, the moment I started crying, she just completely dropped the people she was helping at the drive through and came over to help me. She got my med costs down to $40.
It reminded me of when we were in high school. This was before I was out as a trans woman, but I was still out as bi. I tried socializing with the women and queers of the show, but most of them rejected me because I was an autistic masc. Normally I'd just let it slide off my back, but after multiple shows of being rejected by the men for being a queer and being rejected by the queers for being a bi "man", I started losing it after I complimented one of the makeup artists outfits and she called me a creep. My friend whose now a pharmacist heard me start bawling and just WENT IN on everybody in that room who was being mean to me. Talked about how they LARP acceptance and solidarity and how they were bullying someone with the kindness of a child.
You’re taller on teams.
I got a cute fountain pen last year that has a really scratchy nib and whenever I see people give it bad reviews or complain about it online because the nib sucks I feel vindicated
If you like the rest of the pen, you can probably polish the nib (or possibly replace it)
CW Taylor SSwift
Rant
She's supposedly going about getting photographed in a "lavender dress with a lesbian flag bag charm" or something and it's so fucking obvious she's being told to lean into the "im smol bean secret lesbian not a nazi teehee" bullshit and it's obviously being eaten up by the usual suspects. Fuck that queerbaiting (correct use of the term imo) piece of shit
She's a nazi as well now? I've hesrd the secret lesbian thing before. She has to be the epitome of liberal straight woman, I guess she's easy to project onto by being stupendously famous and deeply miqueltoast at the same time. She isnt an interesting person from what I can tell
Her being a secret 4channer and aryan beauty standard was a 2010(?) era conspiracy
Aryan beauty standard is out of her control, they have specific stsndards you have to be born with. I remember the secret 4channer thing now that you mention it. I assumed it was a bit, its 4chan so of course some people decided it was srs but I think that was like our
is ironic. It's easy to do that as a gag cause shes boring af in real life.

The feminine urge to blight the internet with weird and horrible shit.
I need to get in with this energy too, too many times I dream about posts instead of postin
Yeah but people tend not to like it when you blight their internet..... 
They should just click off like I'm not gonna choke them out or anything. Unless my posts are a choking hazard, then maybe they have a point.
god forbid a woman use her level 5 blight spells
Listen up libs:
i'm channeling the spectre that is haunting europe right now and they have this message:
spoiler
drink some water and be nice to yourself today, okay?
funko pop fandom dad who calls his son "my OC"
i mean he was a collab at best

https://www.zannen.ca/2026/07/episode-112-weirdly-specific-canadian.html?m=1
@GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net, if you're a podcast listener you'd probably like this episode talking about all the weird mentions of Canada in Gundam that keep happening for some reason. I can't comment too much since I've only watched the original trilogy movies where I think Ray Amuro got retconned into being Canadian/half-Canadian in it and then a handful of other stuff.
Some random scene in MSG: Hathaway is a Borden military base mess hall for some reason
Giving a listen now!
I've actually seen Thunderbolt for whatever reason. I've seen that and then I definitely watched a bunch The G-Gundam with the national mechs although I don't remember if I watched far enough to get to the Canadian Gundam.
I definitely want to watch the original series next and then move onto the rest of the '80s stuff at minimum.
Oh shit! Ill have to check that out. And if Amuro is from BC, Kamille is for sure Quebecois
Coyote Vs. Acme seems to be getting really high praise. I'm hyped to see it. My dad abd I used to riff on the exact same premise when I was a kid. We also did bits about how Ernie and Bert act between takes. Ernie is a diva and is super hard to work with and Bert is an absolute professional who sounds like Patrick Stewart off camera
You could probably get away with really shitty fantasy or sci fi if you just throw random words from biology to describe shit.
"The tricuspid portal dilated, signalling the path to the paracrine oracle"
My room mate is the worst lighter thief I've ever met, and she doesn't even smoke weed. To put this into perspective, I moved into the apartment with her with about 60 lighters. And I love my roommate like a sister but making this many lighters disappear when the only time she leaves the house is going to the gas station to buy cigarettes and coffee. We are talking about losing nearly a lighter a day.
Well I went to my Doctor's appointment today, was gonna smoke before it, only to be greeted with the harsh truth that I had no lighter. It's okay though, a goth girl gave me matches
Just hit with the vivid memory of the loony tunes version of hansel and gretel where every character they run into just looks confused and keeps repeating "Hansel?..... hansel....."
Good bit
Gave me the same one. Also used to do that bit with my family. Looney Tunes is very big in my family. To the point we refer to the entire franchise as The Rabbit. Bugs Bunny is also referred to as The Rabbit. Probably the closest thing to religion my family practices is a deep, sometimes ironic reverence for old cartoons, for most hannah Barberra its ironic. Though wacky races absolutely fucks. Rocky and Bullwinkle is absolutely amazing.
I laugh at how InfraHaz is like a reactionary inversion of MLs, but at the same time, WrathOfGnon is like a reactionary inversion of what I believe, and probably a lot more serious. The aesthetics of perennial, distinctive, sustainable, high-craftsmanship things, but with a rationale of atavism and self-justified authority instead of common human thriving.

Back in the saddle, baby
Orange chili "chicken" with rice and spicy roasted cabbage
Don't tell anyone but i brought the ghost pepper chili powder i made at home 🤫
