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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 90 points 3 weeks ago
[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 67 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Which libraries specifically? So I can avoid them of course.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Did fox really report that? I mean I would belive it because fox viewers are absolute morons but I can't tell whats satire anymore

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

Seems completely plausible, as part of their rhetoric to turn people against drag queen story hour.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I found the same image from April, 2024. A few articles about it from this week, but also a few here and there, including one post on 9Gag (wow, haven't heard that name in a looong time), from April 2024.

So, if it's real, it's not recent.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I was wondering how long it would take them to attack libraries. FREE books, internet access, and air conditioning?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

More specifically, true information is communism. Don't you know history is what the white man says it is? Google has already updated their search results to reflect revisionist history. Once the libraries are gone, that's it.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The reason fox news is able to make wild claims about libraries is because its viewers haven't stepped foot in a library since they were in elementary school.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that like a "library plus" subscription? Or do I just go to the counter with my card and ask for a drug fueled orgy?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

When you join your local Friends of the Library chapter, make sure you upgrade to the Friends with Benefits tier.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just make sure you return the condom using the reusable items dropbox.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oddly specific info maybe, but I've been expressively asked not to dump any organic matter in the dropbox.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

Conan the Librarian

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The table legs make it look like the central guy has giant legs

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Jesse the haunted puppet definitely has tiny little stick legs hidden behind those table legs

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Libraries are the last sanctuary for the poor and the lost. It used to be the churches. Save all libraries everywhere and build way more.

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

That's probably why they are attaching them. Also libraries promote learning.

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I need to start going to my library more often

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can rent movies and games from the library too! It's totally worth it.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My local library rents specialty tools/pans for baking!

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[–] bdot@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i hate that comma, placement

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Libraries are another example of a purely Socialist concept that is woven into our "Democratic" society, so this is their chance to demonize libraries in their defamation of Socialism before the Midterms. Museums are next.

When they do that, remind them that nothing is more Socialist than the Fire Department, which was originally a private operation, until the citizens made it a socialist municipal mainstay. Do they want to get rid of the Fire Department, just because it is Socialist? How about public parks? How about State or National Parks?

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They absolutely do want to get rid of state and national parks, though. There's valuable minerals on some of that land, and other land that can be repurposed for grazing cattle. They're whittling it away as fast as they can already.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Once again, the unhinged Right's imagined Left (and Center) is infinitely more based than the reality.

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[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But which ones specifically?

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

You know this isn't true because Republicans want to defund them lol

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dang: Mine just has books, music, and movies I can enjoy for free.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No homeless people jacking off to porno at your library? Must be nice.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

And Republicans just believe it because none of them have ever been to a library before

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

Now they come for libraries, the last source of true information. Once those are gone, history is what they say and reality is what they say.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

NOTE: You still have to be very quiet, so don't forget the ball gag.

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[–] lizzzy@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

Which ones. Are any local to me?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So libraries have turned in to dens of Hookers & Blow?!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just the Presidential library.

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[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Step 1 of the plan to close all public libraries in the US.

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[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I know critical thinking isn't something a fox news viewer has... but cmon? They can't be this stupid?

[–] Klear@piefed.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They can’t be this stupid?

You know the answer to that question.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

How would anyone from Fox "News" know this? They haven't been to a library since they burned the one in Alexandria down.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Where the fuck did I put my library card...

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been to some libraries where it's for whatever reason full of people either drunk or high causing a ruckus. Then they sometimes fight, leave needles and stuff behind and yell at random people. The library has hired/asked the mall to get more security, but the library has already got a reputation and people have started avoiding it. It sucks, there's very few nice, calm and quiet community places around.

The situation improved this summer since the drunk or high people spend more time outside but now the close by park has been dug up, so they're back to the library.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They've always been that. These dorks just never bothered to go to one before.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, I'm going to the wrong library. Where is this library?

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

damn perhaps we should do something about the underlying socioeconomic problems that cause homelessness and antisocial behavior. No? just shuffle them around some more? oh, okay.

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sex dens, sure, no duh. But DRUGS?! /s

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sign me up! lol. I can’t get an erection. I’ve been to my local library a few times, and they have little rooms you can rent for private meetings and whatnot. Definitely heard a couple fuck in one of those, once.

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