DisasterTransport

Which doctor?

Invade Puerto Rico. Got it.

Drops the what?

Obviously the solution is to invade Panama and make it a US territory

What a coincidence, I was bitching about how far away his communication skills are from anything Sorkin has ever written a mere 2 days ago:

https://startrek.website/comment/23278425

And to think i used to be mildly annoyed by sterile bureaucratic politician speak.

Edit: or one day ago as of the original time of the top post. Having a life is hard, I wanna go back to being a chronically online teenager with time to waste and the certainty that I could solve all the world's problems.

Surely this gaffe will-

I can't, even as a joke. I am so tired, so very very tired

aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices

unfair to capybaras

Not only is it real, its a thing he has done on multiple occasions. Here's the grossest one:

bikes delivering scooters delivering skateboards delivering rollerblades delivering heelies

Open with a sound clip of some dude venting about his feelings in public, slap some twinkly guitars on it, and you got the makings of a mediocre midwest emo song

Well it certainly is a shit post