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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

What contrast? The topic is bloated, brainless orange things.

[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 18 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Pumpkins can vary significantly in size, but giant pumpkins typically weigh from 68 kilograms (150 lb) to over 910 kilograms (2,010 lb), with some record-breaking specimens reaching weights of over 1,278.8 kg (2,819.3 lb).

What a liar!

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

But is that a real biological limit, or can we create an even more nightmarish monstrosity??

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 45 minutes ago (2 children)

I wonder what growing the pumpkin in a space station would do, the fruit wouldn't have to be able to support its own weight at that point

[–] Keilik@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

With these massive pumpkins (I live in farm country and we need hobbies too) the single plant takes up pretty much the whole field, and more problematically, drinks somewhere around 200 gallons of water a day once they get big. So it’s more a logistics problem really.

If I could ever justify throwing a couple grand (I can’t and won’t) I’d love to try growing one hydroponically with a swimming pool as a reservoir.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 1 points 27 minutes ago

We’re going to need a bigger space station.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 21 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

“Get me dudes like those guys that lost THE war”

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago

Western media did a lot of nazi propaganda, from portraying them as more competent, disciplined, and technologically advanced than the allies to the "clean wehrmacht" to asiatic hordes myths.

Its not shocking that the dipshit-in-chief would buy into it.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe he's more enamored with the whole "too incompetent to successfully assassinate him" part.

[–] KeithD@lemmy.nz 3 points 21 minutes ago

And the rest of us can anticipate the "but still tried" part.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

The last world war or just the last war?

The dude who lost the last war was HIM.

The dude who lost wars before him was Dubya.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 minutes ago

Would you prefer French generals? And didn't the British go to war over Polish independence, hard to say they won really. My choice would be that Russian hero, General Winter.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 38 minutes ago

Well, he does like to pump kin.