Mar A Lago's Revenge
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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Visited the US and now I'm just squitting Trumpwater out of my arse.
I went to the States and got Pocahontas’s Revenge.
Mexico: "They certainly give us the shits!"
Don't drink Mexico's water and don't eat America's lettuce.
My bucket list just gets easier the older I get
As a family owned and operated company, we are deeply concerned for those who became ill, their families, and the many Americans whose trust in the safety of their fresh produce has been shaken
What a fucking load of bull.
The likely reason for this outbreak is because you didn't provide toilets to your farm workers, who had to shit in the fields where they work.
Not even an apology for your workers, you PR scum.
34 states? Isn't that the number felonies?
The number of states/felonies, so far.
Who the fuck is voluntarily going to the US in the first place?
A lot of soccer fans did.
I first thought that your username is PlaidBacon and had to reread it.
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This is a valid thing even without the current diarrhea epidemic.
US food is objectively shit, the poor quality and ingredients that are banned almost everywhere else being only some of many reaasons.
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Totally cool so long as they stop pouring untreated sewage into the ocean. It's a bummer for the surfers and the ocean life.
Lmao. I was at a grocery store the other day and buying some grapes. Some old 70+ year old lady said I shouldn't buy Mexican produce because they use poop for fertilizer. I laughed looked her in the face and asked her what she thought we used for fertilizer. She didn't like that.
There's a way to safely use poop for fertilizer. You have to compost it to kill pathogens first.
Neither counties do this, and that's one reason people get e-coli, parasites, and other diseases
The Romans did not understand this. Archeology digs in Roman latrines concluded most Romans carried parasites.
Were those latrines lined? Did they place them sufficiently far from rivers and ground water?
I don't think they understood much about disease vectors and germ theory, in general.
Pete Hegseth says germ theory is fake.
The concept of bacteria didn't appear until almost 800 years later. Romans used poop to fertilize fields, but did not treat it.
Just published today in The Guardian:
The Trump administration has killed proposed regulations for sewage sludge contaminated with Pfas and spread on farmland as fertilizer, a practice that has sickened farmers, destroyed their livelihoods, killed livestock, polluted water supplies, and poisoned meat and food products sold to the public.
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asked her what she thought we used for fertilizer.
70+-year-old ladies. It works so well because they're full of shit.
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Advertencia de Trumporrhea!
Is that ~~diarho~~ ~~diarrhoa~~ - The Shits?
RFK Jr's revenge.
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