Truly the Mitch McConnell of the DNC.

Didn't some kid get hit by a car or something walking to school in the dark?

Commuting the sentences of more nonviolent drug offenders (small potatoes like weed, mushrooms, LSD, etc)? Nah.

Commuting the sentence of a guy who ruined the lives of countless young people? That's more like it!

Biden's legacy will be mud in a few short years.

I for one wish sincerely, with all my heart, that their nerves will never be calm ever again so long as they support a system that prolongs suffering for profit.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

They will suffer more.

The only ones that won't suffer are those that never suffer: obscenely wealthy oligarchs.

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!

My mantra for life.

If they or their loved ones lose coverage, They'll just blame the Democrats, or atheist transgender illegal aliens or something. They aren't tethered by reality. They can just lay blame on a random boogeyman and sleep peacefully at night.

The system is working as intended.

Feature, not a bug, etc...

Good, throw the book at him. The very heavy book.

Also inb4 "it was just a joke bro!!!!!!!!!" Just like the planned kidnappers of Gov Whitmer.

That beard is sharp enough to give you a papercut

I wondered that as well but assumed it was because this app is still in Alpha status. I'm surprised they haven't added it in yet.

Also it's weird that your notifications in-app don't switch to "read" status unless you reply. Sometimes I have nothing to say to someone who replied to me and the notifications are piling up lol