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Mexico Warns of Diarrhea Risk When Visiting US (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A small recompense for decades of jokes at Mexico's expense, eh?

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Real Americans use synthetic petroleum fertilizer like God intended.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you're not an errant spark away from vaporizing the tri-county area by feeding your plants, can you really call yourself an american?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Fertilizer is already explosive

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not skip farming entirely and just eat fat made from petroleum?

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0263876221004275

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's lokey awesome.