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A small recompense for decades of jokes at Mexico's expense, eh?

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

FDA said yesterday it was a false positive

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

after taylor farms fave republicans a million dollars, of course.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

in 2024, they had to recall another crop that had E coli which caused more severe disease then self-limiting diarrhea, and resulted in one death. E.coli strains(O15H7) that produces Shiga toxins is pretty dangerous. the crop was oNIONs, that was used by mcdonalds.

seems taylor farms is supplies a majority of the veggies you see in stores. alot of chains seem to sell taylor farm salads, and other vegetables.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

The Taylor farms check cleared.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I don't trust this administration to not cover it up to save face. No way of knowing what kinds of talks have been happening behind closed doors at the white house.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm dumb and/or not following this at all. What does that mean in this context: that they can't actually say that the lettuce was from Mexico?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Likely it means the farm bribed Trump to call it a false positive to save reputation. They had donated a million to him before.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

probably protection racket, in case they get a class action suit agains tthem, he will try intefere.