well done OP, you really stuck it to those stupid scientists
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Straight line and sharp corners in almost all crystals.
Nice eg. in Ireland
And this is why absolute statements are generally bad arguments. It only takes one example to disprove them.
No scientists ever said that.
I didn't say they did. I was commenting on the meme and speaking generally.
It's a haha
Wildcats are nature, they have multiple very sharp corners.
No need to go that far, I have one set of sharp corners sitting right on my lap. Also help, I'm trapped. :(
just because someone calls themself a scientist doesnt mean they are, as evidenced by that post
what about evil wizards who call themselves scientists? legit, or no?
big fat no
Does it still have straight lines if you look really closely?
Well, no. If you look closely enough, no lines exist.
Worked as a physicist for 30 years, nobody talks like that. Everyone else in the room is to smart, and will slap you down for using absolutes.
>nobody
You should be slapped as well then.
Well it’s about time someone picked up on that one. It was low hanging fruit.
I'm about to slap you both. For the lulz.
For some reason your comment makes me think of this
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Most scientists won't say that there are no straight lines in nature, it's so obviously and provably wrong. I think it's more of a thing philosophically said when talking about how modern life is so different and unnatural compared to the lives of ancient people or animals.
Tbh, I've only ever heard it when talking about camouflage. And tbf in that context it is somewhat true, you're harder to see if you break up those straight lines.
what is 'natural' life, being a sustenance farmer, and dying of starvation if you have a bad harvest?
*subsistence
Agriculture is already somewhat unnatural, so I guess a "natural" life would be hunter gatherers.
oh I see, so if you aren't a roving band of stone age people, then it's unnatural?
and are these societies also matriarchal or something too, because you know the patriarchy is unnatural as well?
Are you trying to say that we don't follow the laws of nature? That our activities are supernatural?
Buddy, what is natural about me, a person who has never met you, talking to you, a person I have never met. How the hell doss that make any sense. Fuckin' superpowers m8. All up in this gadget.
Me: hello, nice to meet you!
You: What the fuck!?
Accurate
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I can’t quite get over the fact that the premise is false
Memes like this are so dumb. Laugh tracks for the internet.
no science teacher would ever say that.
Light travels in a straight line, plenty of crystals, linear erosion, many trees evolved to be as straight as possible...
and to be esoteric, every object path, even when gravity affects them (they travel in a perfectly straight line, but it is spacetime that is curved).
I work in public education. That's a pretty innocuous statement compared to some of the shit I've heard. Some teachers get so complacent in their lessons that they forget to apply it in their critical-thinking. Then, they have some crazy logical lapse, say something ridiculous out loud, and then some other kid from that class repeats that same shit to their own students when they grow up. These are mistakes that could easily be rectified with an apology or deliberate correction, but teachers are pushed so hard to prioritize being an authority figure that they sometimes forget to just be a teacher.
I'm going to pull a no true Scotsman, no good teacher would say that.
yhea, there are teachers that lose it a bit.
You'll hear no arguments from me.
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