TwodogsFighting

Bonus points if the ceo is the same age, or younger than you.

Word of the day is 'Oubliette'.

This is the oil and gas Scotland was told no longer existed, aye?

Please Sir, may I have some pixels?

In Scotland, we say 'middleae fucking naewhere' or 'Largs'.

I mean, it's destroying the world right now by turning the entire planet into a heatsink for slop.

A slopsink.

he grew to appreciate the money he was going to make from Star Trek.

Fixed.

He's the only other person I know that can hear phantom bagpipes.

I wouldn't be a eugenics fetishist with that face.

Please do not give them any more ideas.

Fucker shouldnt be allowed out of his jail cell, except for his last meal.

They should be getting paid intervention money then.