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why the fuck does nexusmods require account just to download shit i want to make my stardew valley or skyrim or morrowind playthrough nicer
also goblinmancer good news i started playing morrowind and made my khajit dagger user with starter healing spell and other stupid shit. his name is john orange and he saved 3 slaves. would play more if i have time

why khajit? has the best stanima. also funny
Delighted to announce that 1% of communism has been built. A friend of mine has built a really cool cargo bike, just because he does that sort of thing. He lives in an apartment complex kinda far outside town though, and doesn't have space to park it anywhere sensible. I, however, have a permanently empty parking spot more or less in the middle of the city (which I'm renting just to have one less fuckass car shitting up the view and vibe of our wonderful yard lol lmao). So, he pitched the idea to keep the bike in my parking spot, and make it our friend group's official big ole shared communist cargo bike. What a game changer. I can actually haul shit now. Yesterday I went grocery shopping and got the BIG thing of toilet paper that lasts months instead of a teeny tiny one that lasts a week. Today I'm gonna and get a heavy-ass propane tank from a guy so I can finally
again. I mog the car brains.
Mr Lahey actually had a surprisingly vast knowledge of ornithology https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shite-hawk
Times have gotten so tough Brian Bolland has started doing sequentials again.
(This is just a bit, he hasn't)
Theory: back in 2020 riot tried to semi reboot Noxus as closer to elder scrolls Empire just like how Demacia essentially become Dragon Age Templars 2.0 then by time of arcane release they fired all the og writers dont know what do with those regions so modern Noxus lore nowadays is hyping up Leblanc while swain barely has actual presence and demacia season ignores the whole mage vs knights conflict.
He's a life-changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, drink exchanger
isss friggin happenuingjg noww getaboard the train og lhype and freakigdj dance till youier feeet falkl off babyu
Oedipus skill issue I'd just fuck his mum

It's time to bring back mentally ill drunken journal posting on the mega
I wanna start a sleazy hair metal band but based entirely around the band Tank's first album, GISM riffs and the song Live Wire by Motley Crue. Glam metal got slow too early. I also have sick feathered hair and csn write riffs for days.
the band Tank's
Yoooooooooooo. Recognized as a cool person with good niche taste
I have amazing taste in music. If there is one thing I have going on its that I know the absolute fuck out of music
Me too tbh. Probably the only thing I have going on
I love that i can go from feeling on top of the world to wanting to be dead in a couple hours. Love that I can't even tell if I'm a huge asshole, someone else is, or if I'm making a mountain out of a molehill
I am a pile of contradictory thoughts and feelings and I don't trust any of them
Wire is the best band. Debate me.
Just noticed my kitty seems to like whe i sing iron maiden songs to her while she sleeps. The paws are going and she is dreaming

Holy Darby!
Im crust ad fuck, but upon giving giving a good listen after reallt reallt liking Common People and Like a Friend, Pulp is a really reallt good band.
Wire is a better version tho. Wire is the nesr band ever
Got a decent job after recovering from my injury. Pays well and the coworkers seem cool but uh...
The company name and logo are racist? I've been assured that the owner of the company belongs to the group himself but like... i don't want to wear the shirt because I'm a beardy white guy wearing something a baseball team would be pressured to change
at baseball game
singer starts performing "god bless america"
everybody stands
everybody faces a certain direction
i look where everybody's facing
it's the jack in the box mascot

Baseball Mecca.
Macca 
They fell off hard after but Kezia by Protest the Hero remains one of my all time favorite albums and readily my number one concept album, cause most of those suck. The bassist who wrote the lyrics was a post laureate nominee and I see why. Like bruh:
The day that civil glory dismembered my civility I could have parted ribs and flesh like a different kind of Red Sea Drowned the ancient east in western
progress, custom and the least of all our pride and sentiments
Which turned out to be the closest thing to a fashion trend
That's ever been bulletproof
Which turned out to be the closest thing to a fashion trend
That's ever been put on trial
The rest was cast off as denial of
statehood and mastery
The ultimate form of treason is the
treacherous use of reason
(the treacherous use)
Employed by the bastard sons of American fore-fathers who keep this fire burning With the flesh of their would-be American
daughters
What will happen to our children when the least of us pass on?
Us who fought the monsters of our country's crowded closet Us who dropped the bombs on goodness when we saw it wasn't flawless
Us whose youthful life was hostage to what harm did
Who fought the hardest to be swept under the carpet
And I'm still a cigarette softly smoking on the edge of a metal ashtray
I begged this place to let me burn, and it whispered, "burn away"
Iran a concept album about a woman on dwarf row for a non specific but clearly revolutionary crime in an unspecified place. The first three songs are from the prisom priests perspective, second 3 from a guards perspective (this is one of those), 3 from the condemned's perspective and a denoumont. The musical presentation isnt generally my thing, I dont like technical metal much but with 20 years sitting with it and having seen the name live doing songs off the album like 10 times and before they did the album another 10, I do make some exceptions. Its good shit. Id at least read the lyrics
I love them in general, even their new stuff
Im very into metal and thar because.e more forefront and the lyrics got written bt rody
James Harden sucks
my dad looked at me like i'm fuckin' insane because I was like "what if I smoke this cauliflower and then toss it in some harissa" (in a wood pellet smoker)
We need yo give classical pieces notmal song names. Crapaldi's 5th Interlude in G isnt memorable
when I posted saying i had the idea for what was basically monoclonal antibodies when I was in the 6th grade, i was lying, actually I'd read something about using lipids to create proto- cell membrane like structures and thought "if we could make artificial cells with whatever cell receptors we want at a large enough scale (but with nothing inside to replicate with), viruses would blow their loads on nothing and fail to replicate, effectively dying. wow i'm so smart"
monoclonal antibodies is a much easier to do and better idea like why make a whole ass fake cell like you're fighting the cellular Trojan War when you can just target the receptors.
going back in time to say to myself "dumb kid"
Mistakes mean it's handmade. Leave in at least 1, always.
is it wrong to cook chinese food professionally if you're "white"
(i was thinking about applying to a local chinese restaurant but I saw a review or two complaining about that)
If you gaze into the beans for long enough, the beans gaze back into you...
Drinking alcohol every couple months as a reminder that it no longer does anything for me aside from make my meds stop working
When I get a new job at some point, I cant keep cooking food forever, my back and legs are already fucked, im gknna pretend to be French. I can speak the language and do the accent. French people are expected to not take shit at work. I got asked why I was taking a 3 day weekend recently and I just replied 'joy'. I think im gonna really lean into this
Literally just lie, bullshit your way into a job youre not qualified for, they still gotta pay you until they fire you. You gotta have a solid moral compass, but once you do, lying to people that are on the okay list is a cheap and legal thrill. Like your boss, or landlord, anyone with power over you is ethically fair game for deception because honest communication was already off the table but the with the cards stacked in their favor. I told my boss once that I had a childhood friend who was on an episode of nanny 911 thst was pulled after one airing and he wouldnt talk about, he still believes me, this was just to test his bullshit detector. Get Garak Pilled at work
I applied for a position at my company, in a related team and thought I was a good candidate. They didn't even interview me!
it is may 25 and stalin saved the world from fascism
And
endorsed it. Bernie rallied for the obvious PLANTer "fighting the oligarchy" by looking the other way at a dude with a totenkoph skull tattoo who claims he was ignorant of it's meaning until he was called out on it by a reporter.
https://xcancel.com/BernieSanders/status/2058908791869960321#m