tombruzzo

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Please include the age and gender of Dee and all the nuts so I have proper context for this post

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Inshallah, Islam was the first religion to outlaw both slavery and usury, making it the true path

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

John Fed: Bones, you really 'cracked' the case on this one.

Bones: Bones don't crack. They fracture or break.

John Office: Stares at camera.

Goth chick from NCIS: What am I doing here? I'm supposed to be on NCIS.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I walked out of work with an entire Mafia II disc and accompanying manual with Steam key one time. Such is the power of men's pockets

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

“If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce.” Gucci Mane

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I've already made a playlist of Just Dance videos for when my kids are old enough to understand what to do. I hope it will be a good way to tire them out at the end of the day

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I want to ride the bus cube

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I've just ordered The Fort Bragg Cartel because I heard Seth Harp on all the podcasts

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Hey, it's me; 3 Hour Old Account. I have some opinions on Zohran I'd like to share.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was wondering how Just Dance worked on modern consoles and you need to use a companion app on your phone to record your dancing. How far we've fallen from the days of Kinect

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I only just heard this song from the Just Dance video and now it's the song that keeps giving

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Some small PC builders in Australia sell gaming PCs on almost no margin for around $750. It would be neato if they could get close to that as it still puts it in PS5 range.

 

And I specifically searched for vegan fajitas so no need to tag

 
 

They're real!

 

Mom said it was bedtime

 
 

In honour of Balatro lets all post photos of the front and back of our credit cards, just like the credit card joker in the game.

We all love Balatro don't we? Get in on the fun and show your support for the game by posting photos of your credit card in this thread

 
 

If you're 21 you're straight busted. If you're 22 you're complete chopped unc

 

I'm gonna fill the sky, fill the sky full of farts I'm gonna give you a blast Gonna fill the sky, fill the sky full of farts I'm gonna light up my ass

I'm gonna tear, go on and tear a big fart I don't care if I poo-oh-oh Gonna fill the sky, fill the sky full of farts I'm gonna go toot, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

[Drop]

See through the tears, through the tears in your eyes The smell's so bad, you wanna die 'Cause you get the taste as well on your tongue I'm gonna give you a blast, oh

I'm gonna tear, go on and tear a big fart I don't care if I poo-oh-oh Gonna fill the sky, fill the sky full of farts I'm gonna go toot, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh I'm gonna go toot, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

[Drop]

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-no!

I'm just a guy, just a guy with full pants Such a heinous poo, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh You have to smell it too, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (Yeah, yeah, oh no)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) (Ooh-ooh-ooh) (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

 
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