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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love how they just used an airsoft rifle in lieu of paying an armorer for a real gun with blanks.

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

tbh i wouldn't trust Segal with a real gun

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Didn't he kill someone's dog playing sheriff in Florida?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Which end kills the bad guys? I need to sit down. :segal-carrot:

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Has he said anything about Maduro?

Obviously Segal is a piece of shit but the literal single cool thing about him was being friends with Maduro so if he's a fake friend on top of all the other things that already suck about him that would be it for him

You know who your real friends are when you're in jail, the real ones come visit or bail you out or pick you up when you're released

The realist of the real may even bust you out

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

That's a good question, not sure tbh

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Did you know in that one boss fight you have to shit yourself in real life to beat it? The game knows somehow

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

He's ready to snatch all that motherfucker birthday.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Well im sorry to hear that, cause im gonna snatch every patriot birthday

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

tactical poonanny squad