consider this: the trough style of urinal where one wall is just a large continuous urinal allows for an incredible amount of simultaneous pissing if those with the stronger streams stand back one rank and piss in between their comrades in the fore
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Under communism, there will be one international urinal running the length of the planet and all workers will pee as one united class.
And the pipe will end in Margaret Thatcher's grave.
The bodies of right-wingers will line the piss aqueduct like a mausoleum, but it ends in a wastewater reclamation plant to provide sustainable fertilisers and monitor public health. You WILL walk to the equator to piss in the urinal of the proletariat. You WILL reunify town and country.
IF THE ~~MAN~~ PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU FALLS, PICK UP ~~HIS~~ THEIR PENIS AND ADVANCE FORWARD
Look to the left. Look to the right. One of you three will fail this piss.
Then when the one rank runs out of piss, they retire behind their comrades to kneel and chug water. With enough ranks of pissers it is possible to maintain a steady stream of well disciplined piss to overwhelm the enemy
Mens rooms should install stadium style bleachers so that multiple rows of people can piss over each other
Each guy is protected by the piss from the guy on the left and the guy on the right. A true piss phalanx
I've been to several bathhouses with a group trough arrangement.
Ah, but does the toilet come with a delicious complimentary cake? Didn't think so. 😏
Let them eat [urinal] cake
Those are often scented hazardous waste. It's legal and cheap to dispose of it this way, because it's so insoluble, that every splash only flushes toxic waste amounts below the legal threshold in our water ways. But in the end everything ends up in the environment just the same.
You can probably fit a row of 5 urinals in the same space as two standard toilets. So turnover for upright pissers is significantly faster in the same bathroom.
how many shits can you fit in 5 urinals
Bars typically have a very disproportionate shit to piss ratio because alcohol makes you piss a lot, so in this case it's totally worth it to use urinals for pissmaxxing
ill shit my pants before i sit on a public toilet
How many shits does a bathroom need to be able to turnover at once, compared to piss?
at least 3.
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you can't shit in a urinal
Maybe I'm just built different but that isn't a challenge for me. I was probably a warrior in past lives.
It's like pissing in a sink but socially acceptable.
That's the most Italian thing i read today
Pissing into a urinal just hits different. I wish I had one at home
You probably do. It's called a sink 
If you can think of a more efficient way to flavor urinal cakes I'm willing to listen.
Faster, no door. Not everyone has to speedrun the public washroom but some of us do
People need to piss more than they need to shit, so urinals save time. You don't have a bunch of people standing around waiting for a stall to open up.
If you notice what venues often have a lot of urinals, its often music venues and sports stadiums, i.e. places people drink a lot, so they piss a lot.
Cheaper, easier to clean, fulfills the inherent male urge to hit a target with their stream
it wont be easy to clean once i am done with em
One little benefit is urinals take less water to flush. It’s like tricking dudes into using low flow toilets but without any griping and without the actual drawbacks of low flow toilets when they fail to properly carry away solid waste
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The trough-type urinals do create a sort of solidarity between drunken pissers, but I don't think it's worth the psychic damage from seeing one of those clogged (with shit, I assume, though I did not take a closer look) and filled to the brim
nah put a couple of urinals in the ladies' so i don't have to wait so long to take a slash
And they don't provide the same sense of community as a urinal trough.
Pissing together builds community and brotherhood.
Nah, let's install urinals in the women's room. Just little leaners you can scooch over to have a quick wee
Or just put them on the floor, like Japan or China. Under gay space communism there will be one giant Workers' Trough where everybody equally can piss and shidd themselves as one united proletariat!
But they're still in seperated chambers. I want a fully public experience where you're forced to stare determinedly at a point on the wall and resent chatty neighbors like the mens room gets
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Checkmate soylibs
how did you find this picture of me
"you can't shit in a urinal"
news to me
Competitive Speed Pissing
no door no lid = faster throughput
you're right though, the even more streamlined form is the piss trough, which can double the concurrent piss capacity
What other toilet allows you to piss all over the floor then other people step in your piss and then everyone else thinks it's OK to piss all over the floor as well
Hate to break it to you but people do that with regular toilets too
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you can't shit in a urinal
Sweet summer child, go ask any school janitor.
Before urinals, everything was a urinal.
Ban urinals and toilets, piss and shit in the bathtub/shower. 
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