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why do urinals exist (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by Lisitsyn@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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they're literally just worse toilets. you can't shit in a urinal but you can both shit and piss in a toilet. therefore urinals are complwtely redundant. just use the urinal space for more toilets

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[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 59 points 4 days ago (5 children)

consider this: the trough style of urinal where one wall is just a large continuous urinal allows for an incredible amount of simultaneous pissing if those with the stronger streams stand back one rank and piss in between their comrades in the fore

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

IF THE ~~MAN~~ PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU FALLS, PICK UP ~~HIS~~ THEIR PENIS AND ADVANCE FORWARD

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Look to the left. Look to the right. One of you three will fail this piss.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Under communism, there will be one international urinal running the length of the planet and all workers will pee as one united class.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And the pipe will end in Margaret Thatcher's grave.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

The bodies of right-wingers will line the piss aqueduct like a mausoleum, but it ends in a wastewater reclamation plant to provide sustainable fertilisers and monitor public health. You WILL walk to the equator to piss in the urinal of the proletariat. You WILL reunify town and country.

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then when the one rank runs out of piss, they retire behind their comrades to kneel and chug water. With enough ranks of pissers it is possible to maintain a steady stream of well disciplined piss to overwhelm the enemy

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Mens rooms should install stadium style bleachers so that multiple rows of people can piss over each other

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Each guy is protected by the piss from the guy on the left and the guy on the right. A true piss phalanx

[–] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

I've been to several bathhouses with a group trough arrangement.