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why do urinals exist (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 days ago by Lisitsyn@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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they're literally just worse toilets. you can't shit in a urinal but you can both shit and piss in a toilet. therefore urinals are complwtely redundant. just use the urinal space for more toilets

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Under communism, there will be one international urinal running the length of the planet and all workers will pee as one united class.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And the pipe will end in Margaret Thatcher's grave.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

The bodies of right-wingers will line the piss aqueduct like a mausoleum, but it ends in a wastewater reclamation plant to provide sustainable fertilisers and monitor public health. You WILL walk to the equator to piss in the urinal of the proletariat. You WILL reunify town and country.