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They stopped him from posting for 40 minutes rat-salute-2

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This guy shows immense dedication to being wrong about every possible thing

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

God's wrongest warrior

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

The Jim Kramer of posting

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I hope Drew dies a silly death, like, idk, he drives into a McDonald's because he's drunk and instead of dying from the crash, dies from drowning in a vat of hot oil.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
  1. rainstorm causes him to slip off the sidewalk

  2. glancing hit by a trolley knocks him into a canal

  3. high water levels sweep him to sea

  4. saltie croc-pog chomps him pretty good but spits him out before finishing the job because he tastes like piss

  5. washes up on a beach with nothing but kangaroos and they kick his ass to death

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the only thing that stops me from being arrested for assaulting him is the knowledge that he will die of a heart attack before I do and that his death will make his father happy

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

wait, does his dad hate him? Lmfao

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there's an eternal clip on twitter (that he recorded himself) of his dad yelling up the stairs at him to get a real fucking job because cubehead is claiming that his posting is changing the world or something

it's elite viewing. his dad so clearly hates him lmao

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

It's crazy how many video clips there are of chuds having their father chewing them out for being worthless

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

If you yell "turk" too loudly in his general direction, his heart and brain will pop like a hamster trying to traumatize a child.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He crashes into a Subway and ends up baked into a loaf of the zesty garlic herb

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

if he crashed into a subway, he'd die choking on a slither of lettuce

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Killed with sword by father

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago

He said silly not half expected. How would you feel if had to live with him that much?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

if he doesn't move out soon, i think his dad will glass him on christmas day within the next 3 years

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I cannot believe that the Australian police would get a W like this.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Tbh, Drew is really annoying and loud, cops probably hate this guy.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They couldn't even shatter his skull with a billy club? Come on, pigs, you kill people who don't deserve it all the time!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

nswpol are literally fighting a lawsuit because they deleted a Greens candidate's eye socket for silently linking arms outside a weapons factory. they beat the fuck out of her.

meanwhile, cubehead can attempt to start fights and claim to be oppressed for 100k twitter good boy points because two people gently moved him away and probably kissed him on the dick afterwards.

god, why can't he just get a real job or die already?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't even hit him with a boomerang

For shame

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Fucking amateurs

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

"Could you maybe rough him up a little?" brrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well I was chanting "Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law" maybe-later-honey

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

those flags tell me everything.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

:let-them-fight:

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

A chopped and busted cop can be right unc a day