this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago
  1. rainstorm causes him to slip off the sidewalk

  2. glancing hit by a trolley knocks him into a canal

  3. high water levels sweep him to sea

  4. saltie croc-pog chomps him pretty good but spits him out before finishing the job because he tastes like piss

  5. washes up on a beach with nothing but kangaroos and they kick his ass to death