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I hope Drew dies a silly death, like, idk, he drives into a McDonald's because he's drunk and instead of dying from the crash, dies from drowning in a vat of hot oil.
the only thing that stops me from being arrested for assaulting him is the knowledge that he will die of a heart attack before I do and that his death will make his father happy
wait, does his dad hate him? Lmfao
there's an eternal clip on twitter (that he recorded himself) of his dad yelling up the stairs at him to get a real fucking job because cubehead is claiming that his posting is changing the world or something
it's elite viewing. his dad so clearly hates him lmao
It's crazy how many video clips there are of chuds having their father chewing them out for being worthless
Enjoy.
If you yell "turk" too loudly in his general direction, his heart and brain will pop like a hamster trying to traumatize a child.
He crashes into a Subway and ends up baked into a loaf of the zesty garlic herb
if he crashed into a subway, he'd die choking on a slither of lettuce
Killed with sword by father
if he doesn't move out soon, i think his dad will glass him on christmas day within the next 3 years
He said silly not half expected. How would you feel if had to live with him that much?
rainstorm causes him to slip off the sidewalk
glancing hit by a trolley knocks him into a canal
high water levels sweep him to sea
saltie
chomps him pretty good but spits him out before finishing the job because he tastes like piss
washes up on a beach with nothing but kangaroos and they kick his ass to death