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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 58 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I hope Drew dies a silly death, like, idk, he drives into a McDonald's because he's drunk and instead of dying from the crash, dies from drowning in a vat of hot oil.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the only thing that stops me from being arrested for assaulting him is the knowledge that he will die of a heart attack before I do and that his death will make his father happy

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

wait, does his dad hate him? Lmfao

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

there's an eternal clip on twitter (that he recorded himself) of his dad yelling up the stairs at him to get a real fucking job because cubehead is claiming that his posting is changing the world or something

it's elite viewing. his dad so clearly hates him lmao

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

It's crazy how many video clips there are of chuds having their father chewing them out for being worthless

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

If you yell "turk" too loudly in his general direction, his heart and brain will pop like a hamster trying to traumatize a child.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He crashes into a Subway and ends up baked into a loaf of the zesty garlic herb

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

if he crashed into a subway, he'd die choking on a slither of lettuce

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

if he doesn't move out soon, i think his dad will glass him on christmas day within the next 3 years

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

He said silly not half expected. How would you feel if had to live with him that much?

[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago
  1. rainstorm causes him to slip off the sidewalk

  2. glancing hit by a trolley knocks him into a canal

  3. high water levels sweep him to sea

  4. saltie croc-pog chomps him pretty good but spits him out before finishing the job because he tastes like piss

  5. washes up on a beach with nothing but kangaroos and they kick his ass to death