I’m sure this is what he would have wanted
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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Would catch me. It is just too hilarious. I would probably choke to death because auf laughter while I consume my two towers.
This has dangerous levels of Mormon beverage radiation
Mormons consider iced tea to be a forbidden "hot drink"
It is sort of spiritually Mormon though.
Also coca-cola,
Soda is halal to Mormons despite having caffeine, curiously so is hot chocolate despite having caffeine and being literally a drink which is hot. Only tea and coffee, regardless of the temperature they are served at, are considered "hot drinks."
This is the reason for the Mormon invention of the dirty soda, which is a soda with typical coffee shop additives in it such as creamer and flavored syrups.
Yum! brand has close tires to the church so naturally it supplies canon beverages.
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how are americans still alive if they're constantly drinking shot like this?
i wouldn't exactly call it "living"
George A Romero made some illuminating documentaries in the 60s, 70s, and 80s
night of the loaded tea
well this kyle guy is dead so
A lot arent
love to eat a nice handful of chocolate G&ඞ's
*No chocolate used to make the product.
“What if we did like a Non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea but made it fucking nasty”
I mean lawn guy lin ice tea is already just combining 5 different liquors that do not go together so people who don't understand fractions think they're getting a stronger drink.
I agree with everything here except for "do not go together", when mixed right a long island tastes like a regular arnold palmer but still hits like a truck. For people who like tea+lemonade and getting trashed but don't enjoy the taste of liquor it is the ideal beverage.
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The m&ms is the kick in the face.
not just any m&ms, AI generated m&ms
It tells us they were just doing random shit for the hell of it, and have heard of codine/hydrocodone syrup+vodka+skittles.
I'd rather a wocky slush than this crap
loaded
0 alcohol
idk
Why the fuck would you add M&Ms to this
Every time I am filled with the godlike hubristic notion that I can do whatever I want to food I need to remember these people lest i become them
loaded tea sounds like some kind of energy drink with kratom and delta-8 marketed to crossfit guys
Lmao I was just joking but I googled loaded teas mlm and of course it's a fucking thing. Maybe that explains the weird ingredients; it's just all the stock Tori is stuck trying sell off after some poor MLM investments.
cola liftoff is an herbalife product so yeah. incidentally cola liftoff is what should be used to waterboard bill ackman
this is AI right? look at the m&ms
Oh absolutely
No way in hell is all that going to stay separated into layers either
I don’t think so, my ice normally morphs into gummies (next to the m&ms at the top of the drink)
The morphing gummies are actually just a visual distraction from the watermark. This promotion is all just an elaborate plan for Tori to sue everyone who will foolishly steal their painstakingly-created "loaded tea" prompt, and reverse the financial ruin they created for themselves and their family by launching a "loaded teas" small business in the first place.
Not just a drink.
A legacy in every sip.
Wtf is cola liftoff? Who is Tori? How did you all get in my phone?
Wtf is cola liftoff
I think that's when they leave the cocaine in it
psychic powers!
I'm assuming he died because he was unvaxxed, Wikipedia just sez "his cough was 'substantial.' " Or maybe his body was trying to expel whatever this is.
govt: "we're banning 4loko"
society: "bet"
Not just a drink. A legacy in every sip.
So is this like the most Mormon thing ever or what?
Mormons aren't allowed to drink tea or coffee. That's the whole reason why Mormons are obsessed with sodas and "flavored waters".
Mormons mostly live on the West Coast, centering on Utah. Nascar is mostly on the East Coast and headquartered in North Carolina. The company that produced the image in the OP is located in Florida.
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I’m more interested in the extremely suspicious sinus cold that killed him at 41.
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