I’m sure this is what he would have wanted
I’m more interested in the extremely suspicious sinus cold that killed him at 41.
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Oh for sure, tea is probably real though. I (unfortunately) lived near one of these MLM tea places and they make shit like this all the time. Just easier to prompt it than take a picture I guess
how are americans still alive if they're constantly drinking shot like this?
A lot arent
well this kyle guy is dead so
i wouldn't exactly call it "living"
George A Romero made some illuminating documentaries in the 60s, 70s, and 80s
night of the loaded tea
govt: "we're banning 4loko"
society: "bet"
Not just a drink. A legacy in every sip.
love to eat a nice handful of chocolate G&ඞ's
*No chocolate used to make the product.
Would catch me. It is just too hilarious. I would probably choke to death because auf laughter while I consume my two towers.
loaded
0 alcohol
idk
I'm assuming he died because he was unvaxxed, Wikipedia just sez "his cough was 'substantial.' " Or maybe his body was trying to expel whatever this is.
Lmao I was just joking but I googled loaded teas mlm and of course it's a fucking thing. Maybe that explains the weird ingredients; it's just all the stock Tori is stuck trying sell off after some poor MLM investments.
cola liftoff is an herbalife product so yeah. incidentally cola liftoff is what should be used to waterboard bill ackman
This has dangerous levels of Mormon beverage radiation
Mormons consider iced tea to be a forbidden "hot drink"
It is sort of spiritually Mormon though.
Also coca-cola,
Soda is halal to Mormons despite having caffeine, curiously so is hot chocolate despite having caffeine and being literally a drink which is hot. Only tea and coffee, regardless of the temperature they are served at, are considered "hot drinks."
This is the reason for the Mormon invention of the dirty soda, which is a soda with typical coffee shop additives in it such as creamer and flavored syrups.
Yum! brand has close tires to the church so naturally it supplies canon beverages.
Interesting, I once worked with a Mormon guy who wouldn't drink coke and this was in mexico were everyone drinks coke all the time, or at least used too.
i think soda is more of a per-family thing than a church doctrine
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“What if we did like a Non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea but made it fucking nasty”
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Why the fuck would you add M&Ms to this
Every time I am filled with the godlike hubristic notion that I can do whatever I want to food I need to remember these people lest i become them
loaded tea sounds like some kind of energy drink with kratom and delta-8 marketed to crossfit guys
So is this like the most Mormon thing ever or what?
Mormons aren't allowed to drink tea or coffee. That's the whole reason why Mormons are obsessed with sodas and "flavored waters".
Mormons mostly live on the West Coast, centering on Utah. Nascar is mostly on the East Coast and headquartered in North Carolina. The company that produced the image in the OP is located in Florida.
So Mormon consumerism and sweet tea white supremacy are merging.
What the fuck is an NRG
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