Wishing the CIA and Mossad a very Spy vs Spy 
nasezero
The families of America's babykillers are tiiiiired
Gillian Anderson
I must've missed this when it happened, so I had to look into it and she literally said all lives matter:
I don’t want there to be any misinterpretation - so let me be clear. ALL lives are valuable. No one life is more or less valuable than another.

Looking at OpenAI's books like
except instead of a dead dove it's a pillar of the US economy with somehow several orders of magnitude less net value than an actual dead dove's corpse 
Well it sure is a relief for the US that this deal will totally last and production will immediately spin back up to 100% capacity and also the cargo ships will somehow learn to teleport across the fucking ocean all within 4 weeks. Crisis averted!
"Shrimping vessels in Alabama" being the canary in the coalmine for the US entering into a fuel crisis is a very funny bit ngl
Is it time to retire the "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" meme when they are literally going "YOU DIDN'T ASK US!"?





DLC
I was annoyed at first, having to hear the liberals whine about another one of their sacred fascist monuments being ruined by Trump, but even I have to admit that every attempt by the regime to fix it just fucking it up further is pretty funny