Sun's getting real low for the emp.....zzzzzz
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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oooooooh, Earth Rider
the empire of downing sun
- latest fad
We all have long Covid and get eepy very easily.
At the precipice of apocalypse the empire slides into slumber under the blazing sun.
Portrait of his wife (i assume) is not sleeping, absolutely pedestrian effort 
who tucks the sleepers in for the night? the first wife-doctor (woke nonsense, latest fad), of course
Everyone napping, ever heard of coffee?
I'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me 
'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me
Hate to break it to you like this, but if coffee doesn't work or makes you sleepy, you might have ADHD
weird way to spell "lack of amphetamines"
I tried Adderall and it made me sweaty and uncomfortable
I think that's just the human condition for neurotypicals
I usually don't sweat through my shirt though
That's what it does to you when you're not used to it or if you're taking too much
Ah, I might have to reinvestigate getting on it
they also have various XR (extended release) formulations that might make the crashing/withdrawal effects mid-day less noticeable, i.e. vyvanse is adderall with a molecular bit attached that needs an enzyme in your blood to cut it off before it starts to "do anything" so it's rate-limited by the enzyme doing that, stuff like that might help moderate effects like the sweating and stuff, but I think side effects like that also tend to go away after a few days/weeks of use (where your body starts to be like "this is normal")
First time I took adderall it made me sleep for like 15 hours straight. Now it just calms my hyperactive mind/ slows the racing thoughts, which I feel was the source of my constant fatigue. Can't believe neurotypicals take that shit to rave
Maybe!
I definitely have some altered brain chemistry.
Yes
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Have you tried meth?
No, but i have tried cocaine
Many of my most emphatic naps take place immediately after chugging a giant cup of coffee. Alas, I must wake up half an hour later to pee.
I think I read somewhere that lots of caffeine followed by a nap is like the best way for coffee to wake you up
Top tier kelly
Absolutely! I don't know why, but this is my favorite of all time.
I'm inclined to agree
I've posted quite a few of them here in recent years and as far as those upbears go this is already in 6th place all-time.
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bipartisan imperial sunset
When he said “zzzzz,” I felt that.
Shoo. . . Honk honk honk . . . SHOO 
I think this Sicko may have sleep apnea
Well, he's hardly a Healthyo.
I prefer: Hwarrrrrk... Mimimimimimi....
Relatable.
Yeah I am actually kinda drowsy right now.
Tag yourself, I'm: ZZZZZZZ
omg same
The guys behind Trump are also asleep.
If you zoom right in you can see the neck-ussy
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