this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

brump Sun's getting real low for the emp.....zzzzzz

[–] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

oooooooh, Earth Rider

[–] OnlyTrueLiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

the empire of downing sun

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We all have long Covid and get eepy very easily.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At the precipice of apocalypse the empire slides into slumber under the blazing sun.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those flashes on the horizon are just nuclear sundowning

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Portrait of his wife (i assume) is not sleeping, absolutely pedestrian effort catgirl-flop

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

who tucks the sleepers in for the night? the first wife-doctor (woke nonsense, latest fad), of course

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Everyone napping, ever heard of coffee?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

'm so sleepy, I call coffee "hot brown water" because it doesn't work for me

Hate to break it to you like this, but if coffee doesn't work or makes you sleepy, you might have ADHD

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

weird way to spell "lack of amphetamines"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I tried Adderall and it made me sweaty and uncomfortable

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's just the human condition for neurotypicals

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I usually don't sweat through my shirt though

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what it does to you when you're not used to it or if you're taking too much

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, I might have to reinvestigate getting on it

they also have various XR (extended release) formulations that might make the crashing/withdrawal effects mid-day less noticeable, i.e. vyvanse is adderall with a molecular bit attached that needs an enzyme in your blood to cut it off before it starts to "do anything" so it's rate-limited by the enzyme doing that, stuff like that might help moderate effects like the sweating and stuff, but I think side effects like that also tend to go away after a few days/weeks of use (where your body starts to be like "this is normal")

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

First time I took adderall it made me sleep for like 15 hours straight. Now it just calms my hyperactive mind/ slows the racing thoughts, which I feel was the source of my constant fatigue. Can't believe neurotypicals take that shit to rave

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe!

I definitely have some altered brain chemistry.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

No, but i have tried cocaine

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many of my most emphatic naps take place immediately after chugging a giant cup of coffee. Alas, I must wake up half an hour later to pee.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I think I read somewhere that lots of caffeine followed by a nap is like the best way for coffee to wake you up

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Absolutely! I don't know why, but this is my favorite of all time.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I'm inclined to agree

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I've posted quite a few of them here in recent years and as far as those upbears go this is already in 6th place all-time.

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

bipartisan imperial sunset

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

When he said “zzzzz,” I felt that.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sicko-yes thought-side-l-1 Shoo. . . Honk honk honk . . . SHOO thought-side-l-2

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this Sicko may have sleep apnea

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Well, he's hardly a Healthyo.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I prefer: Hwarrrrrk... Mimimimimimi....

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah I am actually kinda drowsy right now.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm: ZZZZZZZ

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The guys behind Trump are also asleep.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

If you zoom right in you can see the neck-ussy

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