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This is what we get when we replaced news articles with screenshots of twitter posts of clips of news articles.
Nothing about this looks AI to me. Have we really already forgotten about Photoshop?
The number of subdividing lines on the left are inconsistent between the foot marks.
Does anyone else get the vibe that this image is edited? I can't put my finger on it, absurdity aside, just a vibe.
it's slop. count the inch markings in the top left 🙄
Can't put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can't say why for sure, but it looks like there's nothing "behind" that chyron to me.
Lies??? In my Christian shitposting community????? Never
I get where she’s coming from though. I once reported a coworker for having a Southern accent. Can you trust a rebel to properly detail your car? I think not.
AI slop
Fake. Nobody would get arrested for that and no Brit would ever move to Florida.
Nonsense, there are Brits everywhere around here. Florida is the only part of America they actually like. Nobody is deporting perfectly good white immigrants. They could probably make a case that they need asylum from their health care system. MAGA would buy that.
I can fix her.
She's already perfect <3
She can fix me.
Give her a bo'hl'u'waher, and may she'll "fix" ya alright. Right in the bollocks, ol' chap.
This is what happens when Hollywood insists every villain has to have an English accent
"What's wrong with you‽"
"Nothing's wrong with me, I'm English"
-Austin Powers (probably butchered the quote)
"Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister. Are you in the show?"
"No, actually, I'm English."
"Oh...I'm sorry."
But every villian does have an english accent
That’s not true, some have German or Russian accents
Plot twist, it was actually a Boston accent.
i'll kick yah ass back to wuhsta kid.
Yeah I don't think the bostonian accent is gonna be confused any time soon lol
ah went to wustah, to buy a toastah, you bahstahd.
Is education illegal in the US?
Apparently not because it happened twice!!!!!!!!!!
(The exclamation points denote satire).
So a few attractive young women in Florida know their revolutionary war history. Is that so wrong???
In some states a high school education will get you what middle school covered elsewhere.
Florida is ranked ahead of only 14 states, if that tells you anything.
Republicans have been trying for decades.
Its not encouraged. A physical ability to handle some type of ball is preferred.
Guess we have to burn the house down again.
God, please don't. He'd design the next one.
Let's meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.
No, he won't. Letting him out when it burns would be counterproductive, wouldn't it?
Oh well then, please feel free to take some stuff before burning it as compensation for your troubles.
Unrelated but true
Oh, I say, ding dong!
What an angel