BarneyPiccolo

I've taken three polygraphs in my life, and I lied on all three. Not only did the polygrapher not catch the lies, all three accused me of lying about things I had been truthful about. By the third one, I was just fucking with the guy. I figured I didn't owe him any respect, he knows what he does is a scam.

I'd never take a polygraph if my freedom was on the line.

"The poor get all the breaks!"

Let's change that.

He's really not going to like "Eat The Rich."

If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.

The MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries has been on the stage far too long. It's finally time for them to get the hook.

In my area it was $2.74 on the day the bombing started. It was $4.59 yesterday.

The only problem with his prediction is that as the 10% of human work increases, most of the increased work will also be done by AI, so all humans are doing is getting all the work breaking rocks, as AI handles any interesting stuff that pops up.

Nice psy-op. Now Putin will have to order everyone to be there, and they'll all be watching the skies instead of his dumb parade.

MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn't really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that's what a tough guy looks and sounds like.

Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.

I lost 100 pounds, and I'm still dropping, without any drugs. My strategy:

• Stop all soft drinks. Ice water, mostly, occasionally a Waterloo Peach, 0 calories/sugar. I will sometimes have a beer for dinner.

• Eat whatever you want, but only when hungry, and only until not hungry. Serve small portions or half a sandwich. If you find yourself staring into the fridge, wondering what looks good, you aren't hungry, you're bored. Go do something else.

• Distract yourself. My Dad quit smoking in the 80s with a Rubik's Cube, picking it up whenever he had a craving. I did it with the guitar. Every time I had a craving, I picked up the guitar.

Just those three easy rules, and I lost 100+ pounds, and learned to play the guitar at the same time. You could lift weights, learn a language, write a book, go running, knit, or anything else.

Well, that's a relief. I'd rather have AI making decisions than this putz, and I hate AI.