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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by violet08_@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 17 points 6 hours ago

If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 157 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

This has to be the weirdest violet08 post yet.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

You know in one post you mentioned that she's 17 years old. Now here she's posting that she's in college and her professor is laying there. Last week she posted that she was on vacation with her parents and she was topless on a beach. I'm pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Why make stuff up? I never mentioned I’m 17. Even back on my 1st account I shared that my username is birthflower+birthyear, and talked about my birthday bash in February. And clarified in that Brad Pitt post how I calculated the age gap. I literally never claimed this pic is mine…? I just share what I come across and find funny and interesting. My post history is out in the open and I said I’m on a solo trip with 2 guys tagging along from the beginning, never with my parents.

I get that some of you don’t like my content but lying like this in order to discredit me for some reason is wild af. And people wonder why I delete my account.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that if you post an image with funny text you must have personally taken the photo and be present in the given situation. Nobody takes images they find from other people and just posts them.

/s

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

Also, I found my first account archived on some random instance by Googling and you can see me talk about my birthday / my (then) future solo trip, lol:

https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/post/46139/127907

https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/u/violet08@lemmy.today

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 0 points 41 minutes ago

Don't worry about the haters. Lemmy needs content, and your is fine.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Why are you assuming everything she posts is about her? Also, she's not on holiday with her parents.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.

The Marggot Robbie account was real tho

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Depending on when the college is on break it doesn't seem too unrealistic.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

This isnt a violet08 image, this has been around longer (i believe)

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She's an imaginary internet construct, don't worry about it.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I know I just find it hilarious to see all the thirsty dudes hanging in every post of "hers"

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Yup, she hasn't engaged with anything I've said in replies, where I've had similar experiences in the past to what she's described

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The antihero of Nicole the fediverse chick, who just wanted to be friends.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She wanted us to share our creditcard numbers, like only real good friends do

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Friends with (financial) benefits.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Weird. You should link those posts so people know what’s going on. I hang seen that they said they are 17.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah she said that she was 45 years younger than Brad Pitt.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Every post is like fifteen 9/11s.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I love that the guy has nothing(? no shirt anyway) on and she's wearing a wig(?) and shirt.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Let this old guy have his cosplay kinks with his (alleged) student paramour.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

So, are there two beds in that room?

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Generally speaking, -mate means you share that thing. So housemate, flatmate, workmate etc.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 10 minutes ago

In America it can mean either, though in college it usually refers to a dorm mate, which often house 2 people. It also describes people who share an apartment/house but have separate rooms.

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

Welcome to AmeriKKKa

[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This looks like a college dorm. Op is taking the picture from their own bed.

Edit: based on the angle, they might be standing in front of their bed or sitting on the very edge.

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 53 points 13 hours ago (16 children)

In dormitories they do put 2 kids in a room and the dormitories are separated by gender but it doesn't stop teens and young adults from bonking the noodles

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

My daughter who was a RA called it freshmen mating season.

Edit: She laughed and corrected my breeding to a mating.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 7 hours ago

I mean, they've spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they're away from their parents and unsupervised...

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[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

One of those things that's normal only in the US and nowhere else.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? It's not that common in the US outside of college dormitories or extremely poor communities. And it's pretty common in other countries for those same situations.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Most colleges in Germany have options where you aren't stuffed in a room with others unless you want to. It's generally a tiny bit cheaper to stuff yourself in there but even then I don't see the appeal unless you know your roommate.

There's probably less student housing but German universities are also more spread out, meaning that students have fewer reasons to live by the main campus.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 32 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

University dorm accomodation exists in places other than the US. I lived in one with three people to the room in New Zealand.

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 12 points 9 hours ago

Never hear about hostels which are much more common in other countries.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

normal in Canada as well

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 97 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

she asked for the A but got the D 😕

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