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Green and Menefee will go to a runoff in May. Green swatted away questions about the age factor on Wednesday, declaring, "I am generational change."

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say when you find yourself paraphrasing mother fucking Emperor Palpatine it's time to stop being a senator

So, because governments aren't listening to protesters about an unrelated genocide, this genocide is somehow protesters fault? Feels like you're just reaching for a way to be racist towards Arabs.

Eh, that's what they're trying to do, but that's always what groups like them have tried to do throughout history and it never really works for very long. We aren't reaching the end of anything, it's just the next stage of the game.

I really doubt this person is being genuine, I'm fairly certain I remember them complaining about progressives calling out moderate bullshit not too long ago, so unless a username got hijacked or something I think they're just stirring up shit

These dumb assholes really thought their dogshit ideas were going to be more successful and popular than this, and now they're backed into a corner and getting ready to lash out, and they still might get away with it regardless of how goddamn dumb this all is

It will be done in a thorough and competent manner, like the Epstein file release(s) /s

This citrus diagram looks like a circuit diagram

This thread is an extra depressing version of the "Feel old yet?" meme

"The donors' checks cleared and my accounts balances all went up, so I really don't know what you nerds are whining about." - Congress

I definitely think it would be a good fit for other comms but I also think it fits this one. The fact that a bunch of dipshit white supremacists in Texas trying to get laid actually does give a lot of insight into our politics is something that feels to me like it could have been a bit on a sketch comedy show in the 90s but here we are.

Send this to every Democratic party consultant who says Abolish ICE can't win an election

Also, the full election results are pretty great (arc)

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include:

1. Abolish ICE
2. Stephen Coldbert
3. Pope Frío XIV
4. The Blizzard of Oz
5. Svencoolie
6. Caleb Chilliams

Blue states like Colorado should be making it easier for people stuck in the shithole states like Kansas to get CO driver's licenses with accurate gender markers