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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If it's good, it's just a scam

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I was going to say dogs break your rule but they scam me out of treats and attention so it still holds up.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

The power of positive thinking.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess the glass is completely empty

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean there's moisture in the air if you count that

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[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The big beautiful obituary will be a great day.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Man the onion-style articles are gonna hit hard for that one

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I will celebrate it like a best friends bday

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Me when that day finally comes

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I get that Biden was pretty damn passive as a president, but holy moly was it just a relief for a while there to be able to completely forget the president even existed and wasn't actively destroying the world's view on the USA.

Like those 4 years were like sitting down for the first time.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If anybody cares in the future, I think Biden will have a renaissance like Carter, as people realize he was trying to do a lot of good stuff, put a lot of good people in place, etc...

It just wasn't enough, wasn't right for that moment, etc... etc... and arguably helped give us Trump again, though I think that was likely coming regardless.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What he was doing in and of itself wasn't bad, but it was ignoring the shrinking enthusiasm of the democratic base and the growing of the maga rhetoric. It reinforces the pendulum effect of letting the right wing swing back instead of giving the left a whole new momentum.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What he was doing in and of itself wasn’t bad

What's not to like about breaking the law to sell weapons for genocide, after all.

but it was ignoring the shrinking enthusiasm of the democratic base and the growing of the maga rhetoric

Biden made a ton of promises that the left wanted in order to get elected. We got inflation instead of a minimum wage increase. We got told that the economy was getting better while the price of everything but an hour's work went up. Telling people who can't afford groceries that everything is great because it's great for billionaires is a shit message from shit people.

Biden said that his decades of experience in the Senate meant that he could work across the aisle and accomplish his campaign promises. We watched members of his own party stymie every promise he made to the left, and watched people who just got what they wanted make excuse after excuse about how powerless and impotent the presidency is. After 4 years of watching trump do whatever he wanted with impunity, and just before watching biden ignore the Leahy law so he could sell weapons for genocide.

His heart was in the right place. Sure, if you consider genocide to be a virtue and lifting Americans out of poverty to be a vice.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He was still trying to play by "the old rules" too much. But had be been president in the 90s or early 2000s, he would've done a lot of good.

I do understand how little I'm saying. I just do think he deserves a tiny bit of credit for some of his efforts, that's all. But yeah, he was a wet sandwich.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I just do think he deserves a tiny bit of cred for some of his efforts

I think that once he supported genocide, he lost the benefit of the doubt. And that was the most telling demonstration of who he always was and always intended to be.

[–] Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My bar was low: "I don't want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets."

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Watch people be mad the good thing isn't "the perfect thing"

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

Why are you celebrating the good thing? Whatabout bad thing #768390626?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani Spotted Paying Full MSRP for Windows 11 at Times Square Microsoft Store

💔

[–] happydoors@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

People slingshot around the moon. BuT tHe tOiLeT bRoKeee

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Depends on what the good thing is. If people want me celebrating that Trump didnt start or escalate a war for a whole month theyre out of luck

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

Did you guys totally miss what happened in Hungary?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Nawww man, we're in G.R.R.M Territory now.

Any good thing that happens just sets us up for some kind of miserable travesty.

[–] FUsername@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

First: hope so! Second: am I the only one bothered by a post that could easily have a quarter of the hight by not making me occasionally running into letters on a black void?

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[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats the standard for good things happening now? Ouff..

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You have to celebrate the wins.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 points 2 months ago

"Hope is the first step on a road to disappointment"

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It'll be like that nut you have only once in a blue moon. The one where your body yeets all the feel goods and nearly pass out.

And that's just when billionaires are arrested.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Heated Rivalry released in this media landscape.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've admittedly not seen it. I'm not sure I can afford to suddenly realize I'm gay in this economy. I've just got too much on my plate right now.

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

At this rate GTA 7 will release before GTA 6

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 months ago

Lmao, keep dreaming

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

... because gta 5 was amazing and didn't feel like a repeat of things already out there.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Grand Theft Auto game creator sacked us for trying to unionise

The in-game radio will be a cruel reminder that they're in favor of the things they're satirizing.

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[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But you're not the only one.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Imagine how good it would feel to have worked to make that good thing happen...

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dont think people can accept a good thing at the moment. To much bad

[–] FranzKnut@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I‘m still suspicious about the Hungarian election result

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[–] Hisse@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

but I'm not the only one

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can I stop taking my antidepressants if it does?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

i mean sure i'm the internet not a cop.

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Artemis II happened recently, despite all the cuts :)

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