Hisse

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[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He's been replaced by Copilot, unfortunately

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 4 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

Not surprising as apple already spies. Still though, fuck them

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

Try them, it's fun

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well an operating system is a system that ... operates, so even if I made one with one of those lego-block scripting languages it would qualify right?

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

It'll actually misinterpret "seconds" as the number 2 instead and then start a timer lengthed 60*2 which is of course 150!

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

How about making it prompt itself when the timer ends? That solves "BTW it ended"

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 12 hours ago

Trump eats hamburgers. Hamburgers are fascist.

[–] Hisse@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago

I won't do it until they figure out AI sex bots

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