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I hope he drops dead on stage with cameras rolling and he’s unable to be resuscitated. That shit will play everywhere.
He would be remembered as a martyr. Someone who gave up his life for all of us.
He’ll be remembered as the giant piece of shit he is.
He'll barely be remembered.
Did he really do a follow up to his Easter day tweet? This man is losing marbles at an astounding pace.
I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.
not only is it real (imo) it's the default reaction from anything insane from this man.
... the Trump bomb means he literally explodes where he stands with the force of "5 magatons" (he shits himself 5 times).
The very surprising part is how the Tsar bomb had any magatons at all.
I don't get it. This guy is completely nuts. Why make shit up? Just give it an hour and you'll have something tremendously fucked up that he actually posts...
Yeah it makes no sense; he literally posted something as bad as this:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
We don't need a fake variant of it.
Yeah I’m tired of seeing this too, if it’s fake and I assume it is.
It just muddies the water. There’s enough without making shit up.
Is he threating nuclear war?????
This is the guy who threatened to nuke a hurricane because it wasn't going the direction he wanted. I think we can safely assume all options, no matter how batshit crazy, are on the table.
You know you're in the bad timeline when you can't tell if this is real or not
I couldn’t agree more, especially since, for anyone not from the US, even the most moderate White House posts are so utterly absurd that these days it’s really hard to tell the difference between satire and real-life clown show.
I can assure you that everyone is trying their best to adjust somehow, but it’s really hard given this level of absurdity.
I don't follow US politics very closely, but the other day I saw the official whitehouse twitter account posted footage of them bombing someone, with wii sports 'nice shot' shit over the top.
These cunts have no concept of remorse, they're having fun and joking around.
Seeing that shit doesn't make anyone respect them, it makes us wish somebody did the same thing back to them.
We’ve jumped the shark (again)
At this point, we've jumped all the sharks in the ocean. They're now jumping us.
I feel like someone just threw a shark clean over that mountain.
but is it?
As far as I can tell, this is not real
And yet, we have to seriously look to be able to be sure. What a world.
I literally broke an accidental streak of not logging into x for like a year to make sure the last three 'screenshots' of trump weren't real, including this one. Seriously though, was the 'praise Allah' one real or not? I honestly can't tell for sure if it's satire or just something one of his handlers deleted.
The "Praise Allah" one was absolutely real and many news orgs have written about it at this point. It's pretty depressing...
I think its truth social not x, at bottom it has ReTruths and Likes listed.
How horrible that people have to support a platform just to cross check on the blathering of a dementia patient.
Not to mock dementia patients at all, it is a horrible thing to have to go through, but literally the same thing one might have to do to keep track of an elderly relative to make sure they aren't signing over the title to their house or sending their monthly income to Nigeria.
Let’s hope it stays that way
yet
He'll just repost it.
What I don't get if it's really such a priority from him and he is so mad...doesnt America have enough bombs to just level the region? Can't he just make a call and say "kill everyone, make it glass" and it would be done?
That would be horrible to do. I'm not condoning it and thousands of lives would be lost. That said in the 80s America could literally destroy the earth... With advancements in technology and the money we spent couldn't they just say "do it" and make the whole area done for atleast a few generations? How do they lose wars? If they are so dead set on this can't they just carpet bomb the entire country?
I think the military is pushing back on him, that's why they fired four generals yesterday. If it were up to him we would have dropped many nukes already.
Seems systemic... Spend trillions every year and never win a war since desert storm or ww2 before that. It's not budget, it's not man power either the military are doing something really poorly or there is some type of corruption somewhere taking that money...
I'm under the impression that no, the US does not have enough conventional weapons to do this. If he were to escalate to non-conventional weapons that would change things but I don't want to think about how the rest of the world would react to the US carpet bombing an entire country with nukes…
I agree I'm just confused how us seems to spend so much on military yet lose every war. It's like a jock spending 12 hrs a day in the gym and losing every boxing match against the local chess club.
Not to mention so much news that we "rescued" one airmam from a down helicopter. Great, now compare that to D-day or any battle in the US civil war...no contest. We are using so many resources for "war" rather right or wrong doesn't matter, we do nothing but lose. I'd fire every officer in the military, you have an effective unlimited budget, you have millions of man hours at your disposal but consistently fail at every "war" since... Desert storm? Even that is questionable. Even before that have Vietnam... Lost... Korea... Didn't actually lose but still didn't win... Ww2 ok yeah we won with cooperation from most other countries.
US is a "super power" and spend more than the 9 countries in the top 10 of military spending but we always lose...wtf??
I think the issue is that winning long-term requires investing in the defeated country, like you guys did with Japan. Rather than just stopping bombing them and leaving them to fend for themselves, breeding resentment. Resentment is gonna happen regardless, of course, which is why the best move is to not start a war in the first place.
Seriously... real or not?
Not
Barely not real, it's a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn't tweet this
Alpha male stable genius throws a hissy fit on socials because of the direct result of his own actions, more at 11
The poll is the funniest part to me. I do want to surrender to “Iran/democrats”.
“MAGATONS” had me lol
Real btw (almost)!