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[–] nixukty@lemmy.zip 1 points 27 minutes ago

Thanks, capitalism

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 30 minutes ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak ergonomics look like

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 hours ago

Ray Bradbury warned us of this

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 70 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I guess we need to extend this chart somewhat...

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

nope. you just need to adjust a few things. 2 monitors for corporate serfs (rename middle management to serfs) and 4+ for corporate slaves. upper management gets a laptop and a normal monitor. executives can stay the same. CEO needs 2 phones.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The most important is at the bottom of that curve, right?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 hours ago

Well, yes, but also the lowest-paid.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that's the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

The thing is, they haven't had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it starts ticking back up after 2 monitors

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

It really doesn't, and I say that as someone who often had 3 or 4 monitors on his desk 😂

in the mean time some of the executives replaced themselves with an assistant using AI responses and they haven't done any work in over a year and somehow we are saying they were important.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Meanwhile, I've owned 4 monitors since 1995 and I happily remain on a single 1080p monitor.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 98 points 9 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Beep@lemmus.org 48 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

😐 What gets big exactly?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 98 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (8 children)

It's a feature in KDE that if you shake or move the mouse fast the cursor gets bigger so you can find it.

Debian 13 + KDE Plasma - Why does the mouse get so huge? HAAAAHAHAHAHA

[–] derek@infosec.pub 3 points 33 minutes ago

It is also a sexual innuendo.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 60 points 9 hours ago

My favorite part is that it keeps getting bigger as you continue shaking it, eventually resulting in a big-ass cursor that can't be contained in one display lol

...What? I was bored...

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHY IT DOES THAT?!?!?! I learn something new about Linux on this platform every day.

[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Same in macOS

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

macOS also has this feature under the name "Shake mouse pointer to locate".

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (12 children)

Wtf is this ? What the hell are they doing that requires 15 screens ?

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I work in ATC and we have several desks with around 12 to 18 screens. Not in that layout tho, but on a much larger banana form.

They are used at different support positions so not ATC radars. Mostly for monitoring but also used with keyboard and mouse.

The applications goes from technical surveillance of ops systems, to flow capacity (airspace capacity), meteo broadcast for all airports (ATIS) or ground-ground telecommunications of aeronautical data.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the workstation from ~~"Halle Berry's Breasts: The Movie"~~ Swordfish.

[–] Haquer@lemmy.today 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Halle Berry's Breasts: The Movie" We need more of these

I think they're great the way they are but maybe somebody will remake Total Recall again with her as Mary.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago

What aren’t they doing?

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 15 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I have a friend who works for Transpower (company in charge of NZ electric grid) and occasionally goes into their control rooms. Apparently they have set ups like this. It gets worse, because there are several computers hooked up to the different monitors, so not only do they have a wall of monitors, they have a bunch of different keyboards and mice (mouses?) that they have to hunt through if they want to actually interact with something

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They need to invest in some KVM switches. Just leave the monitors connected directly to the towers but route the input devices through the switch. There's no good reason for a single person to face more than one keyboard and mouse at the same desk.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Reminds me of VirtualBox on Wayland. It won't correctly capture the mouse, so it just exits and re-enters the window in random positions. Say, on guest you see it in middle left, you move it a bit to the right, and it jumps out of bottom right corner.

So, time to have a second mouse, and do USB passthrough.

But also UEFI on my HP mini PC doesn't work with every keyboard, so a second keyboard for UEFI.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

There is crossplatform software for mouse/keyboard sharing.

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

IDK but I've seen pics of 911 operator setups with some absurd number of screens and I bet there's a lot of stuff that would be useful for them to have open.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Makes sense yeah. I guess at this point it's a monitoring station more than a computer, i.e the operator is not gonna have many interactions with it other than looking at the screens

[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My parents were 911 dispatchers for decades. It's how they met. They had 7 monitors last time I visited them at work 20 years ago. Their applications seemed to be built on the idea they had multiple monitors worth of space that they'd be stretched across.

If I remember accurately, there were 2 computers (and thus 2 mice and 2 keyboards). The first computer had 5 monitors and was the Google Maps equivalent for where all the active ambulances in the city were. The main application stretched across multiple monitors and had sub-windows with different operations in them. I think it also managed the radio between dispatcher and ambulance. The second computer was dedicated to the phone, the caller, any history attached to the phone number, and all the data 911 gets about your location. It took up the remaining few monitors. By now it's probably 1 computer and even more monitors.

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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

I used to think that 15 years ago. Now that's my nightmare.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The GPU having to render 60K pixels at 144fps: "I'm tired boss"

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

spamming ctrl

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