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I started a new job a few months ago. It's more physically active than my last one, but several days a week we've got good donuts in the breakroom, and almost always have meh donuts. And lots of free cheesecake to take home.

... I'm just glad I haven't gained weight.

It wasn't widespread, but I've been in gas stations in Florida that sold firearms.

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I've had pet mice, they're pretty neat too - the less timid ones can actually be trained to do tricks and some of them were trained to go back to their cage if they had to pee while out. They're smarter than people give them credit for, they're as smart as the dumbest rats they're just a lot smaller so they're more afraid of things.

Whereas the hamsters my friends had when I was a kid were basically all bitey assholes, but they were definitely poorly socialized.

Well, if we're living in a simulation we're all bots lol

My back hurts just reading this.

Herbivorous Butcher lost their minds this year, lol.

That's not going to help. Atrazine is the pollutant that's allegedly "turning the freaking frogs gay" and instead of pushing for, you know, not polluting our drinking water, it was spun as a thing liberals were doing for the gay agenda rather than big ag not giving a shit about anything other than profits.

Cause it's the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside

(YouTube link)

Why should any American not want a country to criminally prosecutes their corrupt former leader

Because we don't criminally prosecute our corrupt former leaders, we re-elect them.

Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.

But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.

There's ways to mug and rob tourists in cars. You flag them down like you're asking for help (I was taught to not stop as a teenager because of how common this was), or you cause a minor fender bender in a beater although that's more commonly an insurance scam method. Growing up, rental cars in Florida had special "rental" plates, until the government changed the law to make rental cars have the same plates because criminals had been using them to target tourists (cops did too, and they weren't that thrilled by the change).

TLDR: Orlando is one of the worst car dependent hell holes and it still made the list because Florida Man can be clever when it comes to stealing from tourists.