Planning on it lol. Was just mildly annoyed because I needed a product I have to order through their website anyway and I'll probably need to get a month supply somewhere else to hold me over until I can get the membership and finally get it shipped.
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I enjoyed watching my brother play the first two and was actually really interested in the plot but I'm hesitant to go back and play them myself because I've at least somewhat seen through people talking about it how they've dragged the series out (not to mention the microtransactions they somehow managed to shoehorn in) and I'm almost certain that the wild stuff they set up in the first two games never pays off.
I'm not sure it's legal to call them candy cigarettes though - I've always seen them called something else. Yup, it's illegal to call them cigarettes in the US, and they vary in legality elsewhere.
I only ever see them for sale in places that sell old fashioned candy, I think their decline has to do with the fact they just don't taste very good (in addition to the changing cultural opinions about cigarettes, but I bet they've declined even in places where a large percentage of adults still smoke).
As someone who just tried to sign up for a Costco membership online and couldn't get past the first page of registration, on multiple devices, Costco is kinda shit too, lol.
Most microwaves can be silenced. I figured out how to shut mine up but several hours later my roommate unmuted it, I guess some people like the obnoxious noises.
Yeah they've been doing that to a lot of people who follow them, this time they just happened to do it to a congressional candidate.
The rebel symbol from Star Wars has been heavily featured in the anti-ICE movement here in Minnesota, look up the rebel loon. Your suggestion is subtle enough that those who know will probably get it and those who don't will probably just think OP is a nerd.
Jefferson might count as a pedo-rapist, Sally Hemings was like 14 or 15 at the start of their 'relationship'. The Behind the Bastards episodes are worth a listen. Your point stands though that Trump is unpresidented.
Try another can over a scoop of vanilla ice cream

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