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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday (theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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2023 but aged well

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you want to listen to a near hour long video of how Target royally fucked up, here ya go

[+] floo@retrolemmy.com 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Target is a data company. They literally have petabytes of data that tracks and monitors their customers to know what they buy and what makes them spend more time in stores.

They knew their customers supported DEI initiatives. They have the numbers. They have data show the boycott is working and yet they are doubling down on removing rainbow merchandise.

Target removing DEI was to bend a knee and not based on any logical business decision.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

They knew that Canadians liked actually having products on the shelves, but still...

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I knew that was going to be Angela Collier.

You know you messed up as a retail store when you make a popular physics youtuber speak out

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 months ago

I had to double and triple check the community this was posted in...

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are they unisex?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but half the shirt is shoulder large bust flat and the other is shoulder small with bust room.

Its uncomfortable and looks bad on everyone

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

You could use the scoop in that neck to shovel coal.

Nothing like a tshirt that shows you sternum to really bring out your eyes.