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[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Purple and green might be the most sinister color combination

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

so u finally get it... welcome to my sick twisted world. fucker...

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

This is so twisted

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Missing the jokerfied “Baby on board” sticker

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

broke: Baby Driver
woke: Baby Yoda
bespoke: Baby Joker

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

Weird Evangelion Unit 01 car decal but hey, Evangelion is a weird show

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Unlike Batman who works on an unlimited budget, the Joker drives a reasonable honda civic. joker-shopping

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

in one of the DC movies the joker drives a Vaydor G35, which is a kitcar based on the infiniti g35

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Of fucking course it's the Jared Leto joker lmao.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

most jokers would either drive something practical like a small van or something like a clown car to play on his bit, only Jared Leto would drive a clapped out jonkler kit car.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

the jonker drives a renault kangoo van and you can't convince me otherwise

actually possibly a ford transit for bigger crew heists

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

renault cars aren't sold in America, The simpsons drive a kangoo though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5JNnOfZY4

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[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It would be a Fiat multipla he imported to the US illegally.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Jared Leto is basically "if Big Altima Energy was a person" and the G35 is an Altima with a slightly less shitty interior, so that tracks

How dare you, I drive a SKYLINE with RACING DNA powercry-2

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

A man of the people

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

He moved to a new neighborhood in that car

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago

I'm Da Jonklr, Beebee. jokah

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago

I'm Da Jacker and I am legally obligated to tell you that I have moved into your neighbourhood.

[–] mactan@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 hours ago

oh that's the car from Dropout isn't it

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

"Please let me win."

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Western itasha

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a complete child so this made me giggle a bit but holy shit whoever owns this must be the most insufferable guy. And I'm calling it, they are spiritually a guy regardless of gender. This is guy shit.

[–] Crystalline_Prairie_Dog@hexbear.net 13 points 9 hours ago (4 children)
[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, this guy is like 100x cooler than I expected someone with that car would be.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

Yeah he's nothing if not committed to the bit

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

lol I like how he wanted to avoid "I'm da jakker"

jagoff

[–] djphdk@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

People shouldn't do stuff like this. On haloween I saw a bunch of people dressed like the Joker and any one if thr. Could have been the real guy and id be dead before I knew!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Don't worry the cosplaying billionare would have come flying from the sky to save you.

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

Why so Civic?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The Joker should drive a vehicle which can affectionately be referred to as a jalopy

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

scared imagine driving and seeing this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

Only a real sicko would drive two car lengths behind and use blinkers in advance of changing lanes.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

Honda Civic🤌

[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

ah, da jkr's trk

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

I'd be scared if it's was a Pinto. But it's a Honda.