7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
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I'd say 10 that was I get to be as close to the corpse as possible from the corpse. I'd ask goddess to show her water tricks
Next to House. Duh.
4
I'm not Felix's type, and Break Stuff is one of my favorite songs XD
I interpreted it as Felix was gonna get groped and you're right there watching
I don't think Felix is Durst's type XD
Plus, I prefer aisle seats
I’m paying to upgrade
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
6 would be him kicking yours?
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
'So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?'
Honestly... Neither side completely suits me.
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
I'm not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin' it in my tool shed... but what are the odds?
This flight is already going to smell awful, but I'd imagine that 2, 9, & 10 will have the strongest smells.
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
7, for sure. House doesn't want to talk, I don't want to talk, we're cool.
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please go god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi. 9 is also fine because bbno$ is really chill.
100% this plane's crashing.
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
Plus you get a window seat.
tbh, I don't know who most of that people are. I'm just going by "yay, window seat"
4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.
The Window seat os the singer from Limp Bizkit, who I am told is actually a pretty pleasant person IRL
Of all of the musicians I'd assume are super pleasant to interact with in public Fred Durst is not one of them, but honestly I'm happy to hear that
I know, right?
Easy 7
I'll just stand
Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.
I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.
Bbno$ also seems chill af
6 and 10 😌
5 no question, we would have so much fun
$15 little man.
I'm guessing it would be with their characters, so they probably smuggled weed into the plane and will be involved in various other capers. But still, looks like the best choice.
yup. an evening with ks and mewes? hell yeah
Maybe some of these people can sit somewhere else and I get the whole row?
3 or 5. 3 would probably get old quick.
damn, i barely recognize anyone.
5
Endless entertainment, whether they're in character or not.
7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.
House. He'd ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It's perfect.
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7 no question Hugh and I are leading the whole plane in Minnie the Moocher the whole flight.
HO DI HO DI HO DI HO
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